I tried to post these quotes on a movie-going-related e-mail list, but the moderator rejected it as being too "off-topic" (though I disagree). So I'm posting it here, where I know it'll be appreciated. Anyone have any others?
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(Jerry & Elaine are discussing an animated intermission film) Jerry: I don't get it. The walking box of Raisinettes goes to the snack bar, and orders...a box of Raisinettes! Isn't that just a little creepy? Elaine: Oh, come on. He was just buying them for his Pepsi girfriend. Jerry: And what's up with THAT relationship? You KNOW they're not going to have children!
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George: Went and saw Titanic...By the way, I think the old lady is a liar. Jerry: And a tramp, too, if you ask me.
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"Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?" "Yes, and a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall." - Helen and Newman, in "The Raincoats"
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"It's just a movie."
"Just a movie? You don't understand. This isn't Plans One through Eight from Outer Space. This is Plan Nine! This is the one that worked. The worst movie ever made." - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Chinese Restaurant"
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"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?" - Jerry, in "The Chinese Restaurant"
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"No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films." - Elaine, in "The Movie" ****************************************************************************
"Can I have a medium diet coke?" "Do you want the medium size or the middle size?" "What's the difference?" "Well, we have three sizes - medium, large and jumbo." "What happened to the small?" "There is no small. Small's medium." "What's medium?" "Medium's large and large is jumbo." "Okay, give me the large." "That's medium." "Right. Can I have a small popcorn?" "There is no small. Child-size is small." "What's medium?" "Adult." "Do adults ever order the child-size?" "Not usually." "Okay, give me the adult." "Do you want butter?" "Is it real butter?" "It's butter flavoring." "What is it made of?" "It's yellow." - Elaine and a woman behind the snack counter, in "The Movie"