Classic Costanza

Apr 2, 2003, 9:20 AM ET12 posts by 10 posters
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Fans discuss favorite George Costanza comedic moments from the show, highlighting memorable quotes and physical comedy bits that exemplify his character's desperation and poor decision-making.

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Joe3000

In The Money when George is asking about aunt Baby.

ESTELLE: Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?

FRANK: She'd never make it.

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Stephen (aka steford)Joe3000

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Always makes me howl that one - very good.

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I somehow loved the one when Kramer talks to Jerry next to George, in The Cartoon...

He constantly talks about the perverted sexual amalgam with some girl and his best friend (in reference to Georgie boy).....

George then proceeds to say 'SHUT UP, SHUT UP.......!!!!!!!!'......

That line, just for the sheer desperation of that poor little short, stalky bald man, kills me everytime !!

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S�bastien SmithByron

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That poor little sad sad Georgie boy... Where did it all go so so terribly wrong for the little baldy ?! Alas, this is one of those infinite endless questions, one for the ages as they might say...

Mark MellinByron

In article , Byron wrote:

The Cartoon has some great lines (as seen on <http://membres.lycos.fr/tnguym/scripts2.html>):

Kramer: Well, it's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.

One of my favorite George lines was recently aired in The Strongbox:

George: "Why does it seem like I'm the only one working at this breakup?"

And his over the top dramatics later at Monk's:

George, standing up and overreacting: "Oh, I'm caught in my own web of lies!"

Maura, to Loretta: "I'm Maura."

Loretta, to Maura: "I'm Loretta. You want to join us?"

George: "This is all blowing up in my face! My serious girlfriend, and my torrid love affair have accidentally crossed paths. I have ruined three lives. Well, I understand if you never want to see me again, so..."

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GoochDogMark Mellin

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Ich habe die Kraft.GoochDog

Classic Costanza is when he makes that sound "HO HO!!!!!!!" I guess ho ho is a way to describe it on here, but it sounds more like "HA H-OHH!" I love that. One that I can recall because I have seen it a lot is from Jerry's new jacket/Elaine's father episode. I know there must be a lot more.

- ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

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Another time he makes that um.. NOISE shall I say, isn in "The Car Dealership", when he thinks that everyone is tryin to give a screwgie. Ha. Then the mechanic goes on to eat the candy bar and George watches through the glass window of the door.

BrianCourtx18

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And also when he comes into the coffee shop and finds Jerry, Kramer, Elaine and Susan sitting together.

"1...2...3...4. Ha-Hoh!"

Cut to George eating alone at Reggie's...

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Ich habe die Kraft.Brian

Ah yes... HA HOHH!

- ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.