Thanks to Dave(ratboy) for transcribing The Nose Job. It is now on the scripts page.
Trivia about "The Nose Job" ====================== Peter Mehlman was dating Jennifer Grey - ("Dirty Dancing" " It's Like You Know")
Jennifer could not get any real acting jobs afer DD because her nose was too "jewish" so she had it barbed just a bit- the first result was a really bad butchered job - so she had it redone and then it was tiny and really cute but the casting agents said she no longer had "character" in her face so again no real great acting jobs - "Wind"?
Hence Peter wrote "The Nose Job" as a Seinfeld script.
Peter Mehlman was Exec Producer of "Its Like You Know" and put her in that too where she played herself and the nose thing to the hilt.