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S07E03 The MaestroretroAug 15, 19972 years later8 posts by 8 posters

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Fans share their favorite funny lines from "The Maestro," with focus on George's self-aware comment about sensing human suffering and Jerry's dismissive remark about the latex salesman job.

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EnsphereAug 15, 1997

In article , "Don Alfredo" writes:

MOOPS!

"Good idea. We'll both look at it. After all, three eyes are better than one." --Lt. Columbo

Clayton L WallaceAug 18, 1997↩ Ensphere

Jerry: (in disgust) "And you want to be my Latex salesman..."

Brian GallutiaAug 19, 1997↩ Clayton L Wallace

Clayton L Wallace wrote:

"We leave this place for three days and you turn it into Bourbon Street."

Frank Costanza

Michael WingAug 20, 1997↩ Ensphere

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Ensphere wrote in article

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Kramer- "Well, maybe she'll turn down the money."

Jerry- "What do you mean? Of course she'll take the money. No one turns down money. It's what separates us from the animals"

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cfb7Aug 18, 1997

In article "Don Alfredo" writes:

George:    "I can sense the slightest bit of human suffering."
Jerry:     "Are you sensing anything now?"

BTW Which episode was that in?

Christie Blackman [email] Department of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology Penn State University University Park, PA "There are alot of bastards in the world, the number increasing the further one gets from Missoula, Montana." Norman McLean, A River Runs Through It

Petter SevaldsenAug 18, 1997↩ cfb7

[email] wrote in article ...

Ep# 112 "The Maestro"

John ''SNAP!!!MAN'' ThorpeAug 18, 1997↩ cfb7

[email] wrote:

Was it from the episode where George tried to get the chair for the security guard?

JLittle651Aug 24, 1997↩ John ''SNAP!!!MAN'' Thorpe

I like it in "The Parking Garage" episode where Jerry goes off to relieve himself on the wall and the gang can't find him and George says "Guy goes to pee and never comes back. It's like a science fiction movie."