George's best speeches

Here's one I love from "The Truth" mentioning the papier machete bit:

GEORGE: I don't think we should see each other anymore. You're great but I'm I'm riddled with

personal problems.

PATRICE: What did I do?

GEORGE: Nothing It's not you. It's me. I have a fear of commitment. I don't know how to love.

PATRICE: You hate my earrings don't you?

GEORGE: No, no,

PATRICE: And you didn't comment on the chop sticks.

GEORGE: I love the chop sticks. I, I personally prefer a fork but they look very nice.

PATRICE: You're not telling me the truth. I must have done something.

GEORGE: I have a fear of intimacy

PATRICE: Don't give me cliches. I have a right to know. What did I do wrong?

GEORGE: Nothing. It's not YOU..

PATRICE: I want the truth.

GEORGE: The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings It is the chopsticks but it's so much

more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name You call my doorman, Sammy,

"Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel" You went "Sam - U- EL" Papie-eh Mach-eh What is

Papie-ay Mach-ay?

PATRICE: Keep goin'.

GEORGE: I, I think I made my point. I'm sorry if I was a little harsh.

PATRICE: No, I asked for the truth. Thank you for being so honest.

GEORGE: Can I uh, can I walk you back to work?

PATRICE: I prefer to go alone. How much do I owe?

GEORGE: Oh, please ... ... four dollars is f...

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheTruth.htm

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"Ablang" wrote in message news:[email]...

What, like a large paper knife?

<couldn't resist>

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 17:27:20 -0800, Ablang wrote:

----------- sure this one is great -- I personally can get enough of conversation from "The switch" == G: "So she doesn't like me?" Jerry: No G: She said that? ...... :o) and monolog from chineese restaurant ".... this unprecedented terms of events ..... :o)

by wald

"The sea was angry, my friends...like an old man sending soup back to the deli..."

On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 20:09:51 GMT, "Rick" wrote:

The sea was angry THAT DAY, my friends...like an old man sending soup back to the deli..."

It's too perfect a line not to get it right. Rhythm's important. It may also have been "back IN A deli" but I can't remember for sure and that doesn't upset the meter.

- - LRod

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Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

"I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never..." Not my favorite episode, but George's paranoia at its best.