Memorable Seinfeld moments

Here's my top 5

5. The Pen-Elaine getting drunk and yelling "STELLA!" 4. The Boyfriend-Jerry's explanation of "The magic loogie" 3. The Contest-When George was explaining what happened with the "Glamour" magazine 2. The Little Kicks-Elaine's dancing 1. The Contest-When Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment with a big wad of money, and he slaps in on the table and says "I'm out!"

[email] (Lady Ann) wrote:

Lanie is medicated, not drunk...she only gets drunk with me...at night...while I'm sleeping...not that she NEEDS to be drunk with me... not that I can't get along fine WITHOUT her being drunk...

sheesh...why do I even write?

High Five, WT

TyrantJR45 wrote:

Those are very funny moments. How about when Kramer had this tight jeans on, and he was trying to sit down? I laughed so hard, my face started hurting.

maro

TyrantJR45 wrote in article ...

"Glamour"

What about :  The Boyfriend- George coming out of the bathroom in Jerry's
Apartment
                       with his pants around his knees yelling Vandelay
Vandelay..  Then
                      Jerry walking in from the laundry room saying "And
you wanted to be
                     my latex salesman"

In , "djwc" writes:

Interesting that you mention that scene.  Watch it again, there's a
glaring continuity error.  The newspaper that George drops when
he hits the floor changes it's position several times in that scene.
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"Say Vandelay, say Vandelay..." IMHO, the funniest moment of the entire series...Kramer is blowing George's cover to the unemployment office; George had been answering Jerry's phone, pretending to be a company that wants to hire George as a latex salesman...

Anyone else care to give us there top 5 Seinfeld moments.

Here's mine:

5. George answering the question in the pitch meeting as to why anyone would watch a show about nothing, "Because it's on TV". 4. George asking for the toll money on the way home from Susan's cottage burning down. 3. Putty screaming "We're the Devils" to the priest on the street. 2. Jerry explaining why men like to watch women fight, "There is a chance they might rip off their clothes and have sex". 1. George reading answer "No, No, Its the Moops" to the Bubble Boy's Trivial Pursuit Question.

I don't know if I could possibly name them all but I will name some:

1. When George tells about his mother catching him in "The Contest" 2. When Kramer comes into Jerry's appartment in the "Chicken Roasters" and Jerry asks "How's life on the red planet?" 3. After Joe Divola walks away dressed as a clown and Jerry says "THAT is one angry clown." 4. Elaine's kick dance 5. George yelling "I'm not O'Brien!!!" in "The Limo" 6. Kramer telling George he runs like a girl in "The Airport" 7. George pushing women and children down in "The Fire" 8. George's marine biologist speech 9. Kramer trying to sit down and walk around in his tight jeans 10. George arguing with the Bubble Boy 11. George and Kramer arguing over if handicapped people can drive in "The Handcap Spot" 12. Kramer's reaction when Jerry shaved his chest 13. Almost every moment in "The Dinner Party" 14. Almost every moment in "The Handicap Spot" 15. George finding out that the article about him and Jerry being gay was printed and he runs out yelling "OH MY GOD MY PARENTS!" 16. When Kramer is arrested for being a pimp 17. When George gives his big salad speech 18. When the heat pump in Kramer's hot tub goes out 19. When Puddy tells the priest to stay away from the devil 20. In "The English Patient" when Danielle tells George "Actually you don't look THAT much like Neil. You're a little taller than Neil and you look more fit than Neil, do you work out?"

I will hush now..... :-)