great lines...

One of my favorite lines was said during the episode where Kramer (Kosmo) moved to L.A. His car broke down and we was getting a ride with some people in a VW van and this guy asks him if he's ever killed a man. Kramer replies, "What do you think Jr.?!? These hands have been soaking in Ivory liquid?"

Steph

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Clearly the best Seinfeld line ever, came in the Keith Hernandez episode:

"I'm not DRIVING him to the airport!"

Just my humble opinion.... Craig

[email] (Craig Schulz) writes:

The Ivory Liquid one was a scream. How about the episode where Kramer commandeers a bus to drive Elaine's rival's severed finger to the hospital? Kramer is reenacting the scene for Jerry and George and tells about how he literally kicked a mugger off the bus at one of the stops.

Jerry: You made stops? Kramer: They kept ringing the bell!

I saw this again on the "100th" episode - it's a gem.

Regina

In one episode, Jerry was driving with Elaine (or George) in the passenger seat and Kramer in the back. Kramer asks Jerry if he wears silk boxers. Jerry replies, "No, they're just a little too delightful."

Joel

In the episode where George picks up Jerry at the airport, George asks for the time from the man next to him. In a typical Georgism, he angers the man and still doesn't get the time.

To the man walking away briskly, George yells -

"We live in a society you know."

This should be a bumper sticker (please don't follow this up and then advertise on the newsgroup).

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   Did you ever feel like a pair of brown shoes and the world is a blue suit.
                                                               George Goebel

Nice try, close but not quite. The line is:

"You know we're living in a society!"

This is from "The Limo" episode. The one with the neo-nazis. The best part of this episode is where George does the same thing to a person who asks him for the time just as their leaving:

"Do you have the time?" "Clock over there."

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Dork writes:

Uhmmm.. isn't this line from "The Chinese Restaurant" when he is desparate to get to the phone?

In article, Dork writes:

He used the "You know we're living in a society" line again in "The Chinese Restaurant", I believe, after he spent most of the episode waiting for the payphone to free up.