Elaine's sex life

How many guys has Elaine had sex with?

What a question! Here's the only thing you gotta know about Elaine's sex life....she ain't doing you !

Stevebee ([email]) wrote:

Yeah, are you really sponge-worthy?

37

Really? 37? In a row?

Really? She slept with 37 guys? In a row?

No, she slept with Jerry 37 times while they were together. Jerry thought it was around 25, and she promptly replied "37".

Really? She slept with 37 guys? In a row? (Clerks ,if your so movie inclined)

Doris A. Thompson wrote in article ...

Now if they were all named Dick...

One was named Newman!!!!!!!!!!

Elaine is by all definitions a prostitute. If she could she would pick up guys from the street (She has done it)

What definitions are those? Not the one about getting PAID to have sex, evidentally. Obviously she's a little slutty, they joke about it on the show - but she's not a prostitute.

Where do all these people get off calling other people "slutty".? And how many lifetime partners do you say are okay? Are 2 per year okay? Are 5 per year? Do the same numbers apply for men?

Stevebee diligently seeking promiscuous women since 1964

Stevebee wrote in message ...

I can call anyone I want slutty and so can anyone else. Jerry has been quoted as saying that Elaine "SLEEPS WITH A LOT OF GUYS". Slut is a quick way of saying that you sleep w/ a lot of guys or you're easy or whatever. I don't have a chart to w/ numbers to decide who is slutty and who is not. I'ts not a matter of just raw numbers anyway. And No, The same "numbers" do not apply to men. Men and women are different in many ways; people seem to want to stretch equal rights into "men and women are the same". It just ain't so.

If she has to debate a man's "sponge-worthiness" before she'll sleep with him, can she really be that easy? (-=

jen

Are we back to calling people sluts and "easy"? I thought we were over that. So George, you can meet a girl, sleep with her and it's cool for YOU but the very same act may make her a slut? And you're not embarrassed to admit you hold this double-standard? You people would have NEVER cut it in the 60s !

--Stevebee "Purchasing videos is for people who don't know how many times $2 goes into $19.95 "

Get a haircut, hippie

[email] (Intrec1) wrote:

Elaine is a nice, safe, fictional character. Your world doesn't apply.

High Five, WT

"if the truth will set you free and knowledge is power, what the hell am I doing watching so much TV?"

Elaine is by all definitions a prostitute.

She's not a prostitute. She's an interesting, nice person. I like her. I would like to know: 1) the guys on the show have just as many lovers. How come you single her out? 2) how many lovers would you say are permissible?

Intrec1 wrote:

Oh, a little intimidated by a modern, confident and sexually unihibited woman and you?

I forgot to say this in the other post.

TheNewsGuy(MIKE) wrote in message ...

I think that he may be a little intimidated by Gonorhea and The Clap instead.

George wrote:

Really? - All MY women clap! :-)

You know, it kinda looks like you said

"I, the newsguy, am a little intimidated by a modern, confident and sexually uninhibited woman. And you?"

;)

TheNewsGuy(MIKE) wrote in message ...

HEY NEWS GUY! I got a ***NEWSFLASH*** for you. Elaine is a slut!, (shes great...but shes a ho') It's a recent thing of course, her behavior has shifted over the past few seasons. But now you will be hard pressed to find someone (who watches the show) that does not think Lainey is extremely promiscuous.

kristian ([email]) wrote:

Elaine is completely superficial when it comes to men. She either dates complete idiots (Puddy & Mimbo) or borderline psycopaths (Maestro, Crazy Joe Devolla, Devoll's psychiatarist). And what about the Goo-Goo- Bees (sic) incident? At least she has a semi-monogomous thing with Puddy. Hey, we're just having a good time.

You know who you sound like? That woman that Elaine worked with who was afraid of Elaine's germs. I loved that episode! When she rubbed the keyboard on her butt and the stapler under her arms.

I think that 37 is the number of times that Elaine had sex with Jerry.

Yeah but she faked it all 37 times. Poor Jerry. He had 37 practices. Lou.