The Gang's Reactions to Suicide

S03E15 The SuicideretroJun 15, 19986 years later1 post by 1 poster
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 Jerry: Oh, ya, this is great...Who does this joker think he is--makin'
        noises, spillin blood all over the sidewalk, making a huge
        mess for someone ELSE to clean up. This is the problem in society
        today. If you want to kill yourself, fine, just do it already!
        But do it somewhere else, I don't need my day disrupted. We should
        have a cruise where people can get together to talk about calibers
        and aiming points, and then have one big last buffet dinner--
        the cruise buffets are likely to kill you anyway--and then just
        end it at one big party. We can have one big mass burial
        in the Gulf of Tonkin. Now that would be somethin'......

Elaine: Get Out! (big shove into Jerry's chest)

 George: I can't believe he's doin' the kill yourself routine.
         I invented the kill yourself routine. Who does he think
         he is?

Kramer: Now that guy is really doing something with his life!