Nothing compares to "The Opera". Except maybe Frogger.
Take your pick which line you like best:
"Jerry, Joe Davola. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again."
"You left your door open." "I know. I like to encourage intruders."
"I thought you said people dressed up when they go to the opera?" "People do. I don't."
"That is one angry clown."
"You know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."
"But officer, he threatened me. I don't understand, that's not right. What if it was the President of the United States, I bet you'd investigate. Well, so what? What's the difference? I'm a comedian of the United States. And I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure."
Not sure if it was the same episode ( pretty sure it was ), but Divola putting on his makeup while crying to Pavarotti was the most incredibly funny scene ever on tv.