The Greedy Bunch (Sung to the tune of "The Brady Bunch")

Here's the story Of a sit-com folly That involved four very lovely superstars, All of them had dollar signs For their eyeballs, The bald guy's were from Mars.

It's the story Of a network raping As these actors dared to ask for something more, Than the vast sum That they were getting. They made their bosses sore.

Then when all this aggitation grew quite wearing, And execs had had about all they could take, Those pampered pups at NBC got what was coming: Their faces dunked in cake.

In memory of the late Robert Reed (i hope he is not rolling over at this moment)

jane

I don't think they're out of line to ask to be compensated for the work they do. NBC makes a *ton* of money off Seinfeld, and it wouldn't be the same without them. I think they deserve money based on how much the show brings in because they *are* the show. It's not necessarily greed. Is Jerry out of line for wanting $1 million/episode?

todd.