Pop Quiz - finish the quotes

Hey all, I started doing this, I could have come up with more but I thought I'd just post it now. Basically, answer what is the natural punchline or followup to the following quotes. Not necessarily said by the same person.

These are probably too easy for now, but I've tried to give as few clues as possible.

Jerome.

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• "For I am Costanza...."

• "You kept making all the stops?"

• "I have hand!!!"

• "He is a loathesome offensive brute, ..."

• "Have you seen a tall lanky doofus ..."

• "The sea was ..."

• "You sold me a hair..."

• "They're smooth, creamy, ..."

• "It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, ..."

• "It must be impossible for a Spanish person ..."

• "I am speechless, speechless, ..."

• "You want bread?" "Yes, please"

• "Jerry, I'm a little insulted."

• "Yo Yo Ma." "Boutros Boutros Gali."

• "Amazing, I drive them to ..."

• "Ovaltine ..."

• "Master of the house, ..."

• "He's the phone man!"

• "Achoo!"

• "I need the secure packaging of jockeys."

• "Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!"

• "What's the difference? You're their best seller!"

• "I would like to dip ..."

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Lord of the idiots

Well, people kept ringing the bell

And you're gonna need it

Yet I cannot look away

hair like the bride of Frankenstein

angry that day my friends

with a cake around it

delicate, yet masculine

I've never heard this one before.....Dave????

to order salza and to get seltzer

I am without speech

three dollars

You're not a little anything Newman

Nice rack..

lesbianism, he brings em back

what's with this stuff, the jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it roundtine

keeper of the......(what's the word)

Not that there's anything wrong with that

You're soooooo good looking

My boys need a house

How'd ya like a Hare Krishna fist down your throat ya little punk

Oh yeah, well I just had sex with your wife

My bald head in oil and rub it all over your body

How'd I do?? I am a little rusty, I haven't watch a single episode of Seinfeld in like 3 months....they moved it to the same exact time as the Simpsons, those bastards......

It's delicious. (Jackie Chiles...I believe?)

Ron Kehler wrote:

Ah, yes, talking about the O'Henry candy bar, when they were going to sue Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless O'Henry candy bar heiress.

• Actually its with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein.

Rick Streeter wrote in article ...

Answers below, if I don't change what's written, it's correct:

On Thu, 14 Jan 1999 10:44:48 -0500, Rick Streeter wrote:

with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein.

... like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

it's delicious! Scrumptious! Outstanding! (Jackie Chiles)

to order seltzer and not get salsa.

I have no speech.

(George says two "speechless"s, and follows with the "I have no speech", Elaine says one speechless, and follows with "I am without speech").

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it roundtine.

doling out the charm ready with a handshake and an open palm.

Cool. Honours all round for remembering most of them.

Jerome.

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22. before "you're the best seller"....."Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

lord of the idiots!

Well, people kept ringing the bell!

And you're gonna need it!

yet I can't take my eyes off him.

with a hair like Frankenstein?

angry that day. Like a man sending back soup at a deli.

with a cake on it.

yet masculine.

it's delicious!

to order selzer and not get salsa.

I have no speech!

"3 dollars!" "What?" "No soup for you!"

You're not a little anything, Newman!

Nice rack!

lesbianism, he brings 'em back!

What's the deal with ovaltine, it should be called roundtine!

doling out the charm ready with a handshake and an open palm....

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

You're so goodlooking!

Well, I just had sex with your wife!

my bald head in oil, and rub it allover your entire body!