Dear readers,
This is to announce that one of your regular nuisances has been officially nominated for an official net.kook award - "Clueless Newbie of the Month" (CNotM) for May, 1998.
You can read his full nomination on the alt.usenet.kooks newsgroup, and you will be able to vote for him there in the first two weeks of June.
Congratulations, Aaron, for your hard work in making yourself worthy of nomination. Keep up the good work - and remember, just because you haven't got a Clue (tm) doesn't mean that you can't post to Usenet!
Thanks also to the good folks of rec.aviation.student for hatching this kook, and to everyone on news.groups and alt.config who have nurtured his initial bumblings into full-blown stupidity.
May the best kook win!