April 11th episode.

My mother called me just when Seinfeld was coming on (April 11th, 9:00) and I just couldn't tell her I didn't want to talk. I wasn't able to hear a word of it, but I saw bits and pieces. Women were coming into Elaine's office wearing white bustiers and bras. I kept seeing bras. What was the episode about? Please let me know, it's killing me!

[email] (Lisa Generette) wrote:

Elaine runs in to an old acquaintence (who, by the way is rather liberally endowed) that never wears a bra. The woman invites Elaine to her birthday party but Elaine says she's really busy and can't make it. The well endowed woman jokingly replies that Elaine can still get her a present.

Elaine later tells Jerry she doesn't like this woman because she never wears a bra and she once stole one of Elaine's dates at a high school dance. Elaine decides to get her a bra for her birthday as a gag gift.

In the mean time George has locked his keys in his car at Yankee Stadium. Since he hasn't been able to get them out for several days the bosses think he is the first one there in the morning and the last to leave at night. George decides to take a couple of days off and go to the woods with Susan. On there way out, they stop somewhere and when they return to their car, there's a flyer on it. This reminds George that someone puts flyers on the cars at Yankee Stadium so he calls Jerry to ask him to remove the flyers in order to perpetuate his hard working image.

Meanwhile, the well endowed woman visits Elaine at work to thank her for the gift wearing a short open jacket with nothing but the bra underneath (al a Madona). Peterman sees her and hits on an idea to sell bras as tops and wants Elaine to work on it.

Jerry goes out to the stadium with Kramer and they find Georges car covered with flyers and pigeon doodoo. They decide to get it cleaned. On the way back, they spot a woman walking down the street wearing a short open jacket with nothing but a bra underneath and Kramer wrecks the car. They find out later that it was the woman Elaine knew, who by the way, is the heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune. Jerry takes the car back to Yankee Stadium.

At Yankee Stadium, George's boss sees the wrecked car with some of Kramer's blood in it and since they can't find George anywhere they think he's dead.

Kramer, who's budding carreer on the PGA Senior's Golf circuit is cut short by the accident decides to sue and goes to see his old lawyer, Jackie Chiles.

George Steinbrenner Goes the George's parents' home to tell them he is dead and all George's father can do is yell at Steinbrenner for trading Jay Buhner.

The O'Henry heiress comes over to see Kramer about the law suit but he's not home and Jerry let's her wait in his apartment. Jerry, who is Kramer's main witness falls in lust with the woman and becomes a reluctant witness. During the trial, Kramer's caddy tells Kramer to make her try on the evidence bra, which is similar to the one Elaine gave her. Of course it doesn't fit and they lose the case.

There are probably some little things I'm forgetting but that's the gist of it. Of course I don't do any of the scenes justice.

Monty

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Elaine ran into an old "friend" on the street. The woman never wore a bra in her life, and she had stolen Elaine's boyfriend back in high school. So, for a birthday gift, Elaine bought her a bra. The woman then wore the bra, but with nothing over it.

As she was walking down the street, Jerry & Kramer saw her, and crashed their car. When they found out she was an heiress, Kramer again hired the Johnny Cochran-like lawyer, to sue her. Kramer had been taking golf lessons, and thought he was good enough to make the PGA tour, but the accident messed up his shoulder. The trial was going well until Kramer insisted the woman try on the bra in court; when she did, it was too small.

Hope this helps.

In article , [email] says...

Invest in a VCR... you won't regret it. I almost never see a show when it's being aired, so my schedule is completely unaffected by the program line-up. And the ability to breeze through commercials is just fantastic.

In that particular episode, Elaine has an issue with an acquaintance who doesn't use a bra (and is well endowed). So, she gives her a bra as a present. She winds up wearing it without a blouse (she apparently likes to show off), causes Kramer to crash George's car when spotting her on the street, and winds up influencing other women to go out with just "a bra and a blazer". That's when you see a few of them parade by Elaine's office at the end of the episode.

-Gary K.