Best Estelle moment
Oct 5, 2004, 3:54 PM ET12 posts by 9 posters
Fans discuss favorite moments featuring Estelle, George's mother, with memorable quotes about her refusing to give away a WaterPik and complaining about legroom.
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On 5 Oct 2004 12:54:11 -0700, [email] (Brian) wrote:
[email] (Brian) wrote in message news:...
You're not giving away our WaterPik!
"Tino" wrote in message news:[email]...
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If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room, domn't blame the mechanism...like an animal, because of her I have to sit here like an animal.
rob
Merlot? I've never heard of it. Did they just invent it?
On Thu, 7 Oct 2004 07:38:46 -0400, "Dave" wrote:
I live for merlot.
- - LRod
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Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
Boho Mojambo wrote in message news:...
I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!
-B.
"I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"
[email] (Joseph Frizzi) wrote in message news:...
You got ketchup on it!
-B.
Estelle: Who told you you could have sex in our bed?
George:Well, my bed is too small.
Frank: Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into, into Bourbon Street!
Estelle: Where am I going to sleep?
George: What're you talking about?
Estelle: I can't sleep in there!
George: Of course you can.
Estelle: I can't! I can't!
[email] (Kramer) wrote in message news:...
ESTELLE: I knew it. I always knew you always had beautiful hands. I used to tell people. Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?
FRANK: Who the hell did you ever mention his hands to?
ESTELLE: I mentioned his hands to plenty of people!
FRANK: You never mentioned them to me!
GEORGE: Hand me an Emory board.
ESTELLE: I always talk about your hands - how they're so soft and milky white.
FRANK: No! You never said milky white!
ESTELLE: I said milky white!
GEORGE: Scissor. Don't hand them to me with the point facing out!
ESTELLE: I'm sorry.
GEORGE: You're sorry?!
ESTELLE: I'll try to be more careful.
GEORGE: I hope so.
ESTELLE: Georgie, would you like some Jell-O?
FRANK: Why'd you put the bananas in there?!
ESTELLE: George likes the bananas!
FRANK: So let him have bananas on the side!
GEORGE: Alright! Please, please! I cannot have this constant bickering! Stress is very damaging to the epidermis! Now, I have an important photo session in the morning. My hands have got to be in tip-top shape, so please - keep the television down, and the conversation to a minimum.
ESTELLE: But Georgie, what about the Jell-O?
GEORGE: I'll take it in my room.
-B.