Fans speculate on what dirty comment Jerry's girlfriend made on the tape that prompted his crude response about her mother laying out panties for her.
As someone who lacks imagination but likes a cheap thrill, I'm requesting that everyone speculate on what Jerry's girlfriend said that made him respond with ....."You mean the panties your mother laid out for you"
Maybe..."These panties are making me thirsty"
LG "That red light is burnin my brain"
"Lee Garrison" wrote in message news:[email]...
Maybe "... ruining the very panties I was returning", tying two threads together (no pun intended).
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Maybe "... ruining the very panties I was returning", tying two threads together (no pun intended). ____________________________________
Well played! Or possibly.....
Girl: "Do you wish to invest in my roll-out panty dispenser?"
LG "You knew I always wanted to pretend to be an architect."
[email] (Lee Garrison) wrote in news:[email]:
A dumb girl like that could say anything about her panties.
"Want me to take my panties off?" "How do you like my new panties?" "Aren't you curious to see what I look like under my panties?" "Want to chew on my clit through my panties?" "Wanna put your panties on your head?" "Can I take off my panties and wrap them around your johnson?" "Awwww... my cigarette burnt a hole in my panties!!!!" "Theses aren't the panties I usually wear, you know... These are SPECIAL..."
etc etc etc etc etc etc
What *I* want to know is WHAT the fuck Jerry's "laid out" comment meant, and why she freaked out about it.
"Chester Washington" writes:
I suspect Jerry's mind worked much like mine. Panties is the sexiest word in the English language so this is the best sentence that contained a sexy word that he could come up with on the spur of the moment.