Who are these PEEE-pul??

WHHHHYYYYY-y-y-y----yyyyyy do doctors call it a "practice"?? Don't they know how to do their job by nowww???

Uh- what does cheese sayyyyy-- when you take its PIC-ture!!????

Can't wait for the "marriage/fatherhood/changing-the-baby/baby-peeing- on-me" routines coming soon... ugh.... Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, et al, re-hashed to fit Jerry's "New York" take on things.

"Heyyyy - thosssssse breasts are supoooooosssed to be for MEEE!!!"

PS: Uh-whyyyyy don't they call eleven "onety-one"!!??!

Professor Von Nostrand wrote:

• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

• If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

• Why do they report power outages on TV?

etc.

genIUUUS!!!!

In article , "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

peeing-

Crystal,