***DAVID H'S JOKE ABOUT BM CRAPTON*******8***

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OK HE HAD THIS COMING CAUSE HE HUMIILATED ME TO TEARS IN FROMT OF THE
HOLE CHAT ROOM AND I GOT SO UPSET I HAD DIARHEAS ALL NITE DO TO THE
INNER TERMOIL HE IN FLICTED ON ME.
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QUESTION: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN BM CRAPTON HAS BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE?

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JUST A LITTLE FURTHER BM....

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ANSWER: CAUSE THE TOILETS HAVE"NT BEEN FLUSHED AND THE DOG IS PREGNANT.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!1!! THERE TAKE THAT MEAN WON!!!! SEE I CAN DISH IT TOO!!! NOW HAVE Y OU LERNED Y OR LESSON TO NEVR EVR PICK ON DAVID H CAUSE I'LL DEFIND HISSELF LIKE A JUNK YARD DOG. I MITE NOT BE SMART BUT IM FIYSTY AS STINK ON A MONKIE.

YOUR BEST PAL AND CHAT ROOM COBRA, DAVID H PS: THE BM REALLIE HIT THE TOILET HUH THATS A PUN GET IT. PS2: OOOOOOOOOO!!! BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, DAVID H paused long enough to come up with this:

Page Don who? Don Ho? Don Cornelius? Don Drysdale? Don Knotts? Don Johnson?

And how do we know any of 'em will be wearing beepers when we try to page them?

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"So, who put his hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha?"

• Cartman, "South Park"

Mutliple choice. Page Don Johnson: he wears nice clothes and he remains cool; he's someone to be seen with. Don't page Don Knotts: He's skittish and he'll assume the worst. _____________________________________________ Alric Knebel [email] _____________________________________________

BUT SMRGARAUD DID YOU THINK THE JOKE WAS FUNNIE?

Over the hills and far away, DAVID H came out to play and said:

How did you know? Have I been to your house?

Oh, that was YOUR dad...

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