Erick Seager wrote:
There is--unfortunately--no negative word for a male slut, but nonetheless, all four of 'em are sluts.
Jerry initially had the most scruples of the four. Remember the pilot, when he stopped making a move on his ex-GF when she mentioned she was engaged? Think he'd have a problem going after her in season nine? He scooped up George's GF onto his kitchen counter in "The Betrayal!" Some of the time, circumstances conspire to deny sex to Jerry ("The Implant," "The Contest", "The Good Samaritan", "The Pick" and others).
Kramer, the man with the "kavorka", "converted" a lesbian, bedded a BBW who left him a note on his car after seeing his "ASSMAN" plates, went to the apartment of the nude woman in "The Contest" and nailed her, did it with the lab technician in the lab in "The Non-Fat Yogurt", unleashed the pent-up passion of Marion the Librarian, and had to fight to keep from luring the Latvian Orthodox novice into a sinful life.
George bitches about his love life but never seems to be alone for long and will drop everything to do it! To wit: two times he's done it in his office; he slept with the woman whose husband wouldn't say "Gesundheit"; he did it in the kitchen of the blind date in the Emmy winning "The Set-Up"; it is implied he got some from the "very tall woman" at the end of "The Boyfriend"; he dashed off to his GF in "the Mango" ("I'm back in business, babyyyy!"); in "The Old Man", he was interrupted before rubbing his oiled bald head all over the body of the steamy Senegalese caretaker; in "The Abstinence," he got the Portuguese-speaking waitress, draining his brain power (giving you an idea of where his brains are); and of course, the crowning example--in "The Subway", he skipped a job interview to get a gorgeous woman to a cheap hotel hoping for some nookie--and got handcuffed and robbed instead.
Elaine is no Mary Richards, but she's not Kelly Bundy, either. I say George is a full-blown slut.