Here you are. The best 15 Seinfelds ever.
In chronological order (Not from best to worst or anything like that--yet):
The Chinese Restaurant---"There's fifty bucks in it for you if you do it." "Seinfeld, four!" The Parking Garage----------The most original TV episode ever The Boyfriend(Parts 1&2)---The JFK parody was great The Pitch(Parts 1&2)---------"Yo Yo Ma!", "I think you may have something here" The Contest----------------------"You're still master of your domain.." The Outing-----------------------"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" The Junior Mint-----------------"Let's go watch them slice this fat bastard up!","DOLORES!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Puffy Shirt------------------"I won a contest", "But I don't wanna be a pirate!!!!" The Glasses---------------------"You stupid hipster doofus!", "I don't know what to tell you, Elton" The Dinner Party---------------"Hey George, can you feel this", "This is how dictators start!" The Marine Biologist----------George saves a whale, "The sea was angry that day, my friends." The Opposite--------------------"Hi, I'm George. I'm 37, bald, and live with my parents" The Switch-----------------------"Cosmo?", "This is like discovering plutonium, BY ACCIDENT!!!!!!" The Scofflaw---------------------"Hey, pig!!!!", "Newman......the white whale!!!" The Soup Nazi-------------------"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"