OK I THINK I ACTUALLY KKNOW SOME THING HERE CAUSE IM TELLING YOU IM NOT ALLWAYS DUMN OK CAUSE IWAS WATCHING HISTORY CHANEL NOT CAUSE IM A RICH CABLE SNOB BUT CAUSE I DO'NT AHVE A GRILFREND AND AM LOANLY AND THE DUDE WHO SHOT LINCON JUMPED OUT AND YELLED "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS" WHICH MEANS IN LATIN **NOT** PIG LATIN, "THUS SHALL IT EVER BE FOR TYRANTS" AND THIS DUDE HAD LIKE LOTS OF GRILFRENDS CAUSE HE WAS AN ACTOR AND REAL HANDSOME AND THE GIRLS ALL HAD CRUSHES ON HIM LIKE BRAD PIT BUT HE SHOOTS THE PRESIDENT AND GETS DATES RIGHT AND LEFT AND I NEVER GET DATES GO FIGURE.
SO CLINTON BETTER WATCH OUT FOR BRAD PIT CAUSE HE MAY BE A MEAN WON TOO AND SHOOT HIM NOT THAT I NO ANY THING I JUST KNOW HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF OVER AND OVER LIKE ME IN HIGHSCHOOL OVER AND OVER AND DAVID YOUR TEACHERS ALL AGREE YOU SHOULD TAKE NINTH GRAD OVER AGAIN AND TENTH OVER AGAIN MAN THEY ALL NAG ME SO MUCH BUT IM NOT DUMN IM SMART AND NICE.
NOW THAT DOES'NT MEAN EXACTLY "DEATH TO TRYANTS" BUT ITS CLOSE AND THE DUDE WHO SHOT LINCOLN JUMPED/FELL ON STAGE WITH HIS KNIFE AND YELLED THAT CAUSE THE OTHER DUDE KNOKED THE GUN OUT OF HIS HAND. AND THIS IS WHAT CRAZIE JOE DAVOLLA DID AND SAID TOO I JUST KNOW IM RIGHT THIS TIME SO I WO'NT ARGUE WITH YOU ABOUT THIS WON.
LINCON MAY HAVE BEEN RICH AND POWERFULL AND SUCESSFULL AND PRESIDENT AND HE MAY HAVE BEEN HUNG LIKE A PAMPLONA BULL LIKE SEAN IN REAL WORLD BUT AS BAD AS I WO'NT A GRILFREND I DO'NT WO'NT WON AS UGLY AS HIS WIFE MARYTODD LINCON. LIKE WHAT KIND OF NAME IS MARYTODD IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUYS NAME AND SHE LOOKED LIKE AN UGLY GUY. THE ONLY THING MISSING ON HER WAS A BEARD A STOVEPIPE HAT AND A SCROTUM GO FIGURE.
CUTE GIRLS IM AVAILABLE AND MY ACNE IS GONE. MOSTLY. AND MY CREDIT CARDS ARE'NT COMPLETLEY MAXED OUT BUT CLOSE SO IT'LL HAVE TO BE BURGERS AND FRYS. NO BATHROOM GAMES.
Does anyone know the Latin translation for "Death To Tyrants", which was spoken by Crazy Joe Divola during "The Pilot: Part 2" epiosde when he jumps on stage?
The Latin phrase is "Sic semper tyrannus" (sp?), and John Wilkes Booth shouted this right after he shot Lincoln. I think the translation into English is actually, "Thus always to tyrants," not "Death to tyrants," as Jerry said in that episode.
Hoping I'm remembering my high school Latin correctly,
THERE IS A MEAN WON HERE NAMED MR SMUGARAD WHO HAS BEEN TROLING AGAINST ME EVER SINCE I GOT THIS CHATMACHINE THAT I LET YOU ALL POST MESSAGES ON CAUSE IM A NICE WON AND I WO'NT TO MAKE FRENDS.
DO *NOT* LISTEN TO THIS EVEIL EVEIL MAN CAUSE HE IS SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE USE OF THIS MYSTERIOUS "DEJANEWS MACHINE" THAT DOES NOTHING BUT MANUFACTURE LIES ABOUT PEOPLE AND HE IS SO WRONG SO DO'NT LISTEN TO HIM OK.
HE WILL TELL YOU STUFF ABOUT ME THAT YOU SHOUD NOT BELEIVE **NO MATTER** HOW CONVINCING HE MITE SOUND OK CUASE HES A MEAN WON AND IMA NICE WON WHOSE GOOD NAME HAS BEEN SMEERED.
I USED TO BE RESPECTED IN THIS CHATROOM BUT NOW NOONE LISTENS TO ME. IF YOU DO'NT THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT THEN JUST THINK CAUSE MAY BE **YOU** COULD BE HIS NEXT VICTEM SO DO'NT LET HIM GET BY WITH IT OK. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF EVERY TIME YOU TURNED ON YOUR CHAT MACHINE SOMEWON WAS CALLING YOU DUMN???? SOMEWON EVEN SAID I WAS A "FUCKWIT" AND I STILL DO'NT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND IVE ASKED ALL MY FRENDS AND THEY JUST LAUGF AT ME.
LOOK I JUST WANT FRENDS AND PALS AND I WO'NT TO BE RESPECTED AND SO INTILL SMUGARD GIVES ME MY GOOD NAME BACK I WILL TRY MY DAMBEDEST TO GET HIM KICKED OFF THE INTERNET **FOR LIFE** CAUSE IF THAT DOES'NT TEACH HIM NOTHING WILL.
YOUR PLA, DAVID H
PS: IM NOT TRYING TO PICK A FITE I AM JUST DEFINDING MY MAN HOOD AND IF YOU WO'NT TO PICK A FITE THEN YOULL HAVE TO MATCH WITS WITH ME AND BROTHER I PROMMISE YOU THAT YOULL BE LOOKING PRETTY DUMN IF YOU DO.
YOUR PLA, DAVID H
PS2: I BET HE WOULD HAVE BATHROOM SEX WITH MARYTODD LINCOLN AT THE DROP OF A STOVEPIPE HAT WITH OR WITHOUT A SCROTUM.
YOUR PLA, DAVID H
PS3: HE EVEN WONCE SAID I WAS FUNNY AND THEN WON WEEK LATER HE TELLS ME TO GET OUT OF "HIS" CHATROOM LIKE HE ONS IT AND HE SAID MY MOTHER HAS PORCELAN THIGHS WHATEVER THAT MEANS. GO FIGURE. HE THINKS HES SO GREAT BUT HE NEVER PROVES IT--MY IS'NT THAT REVEALING?
HE REMINDS ME OF GEORGE COSTANZA OF SENFELT OR MAY BE PUCK FROM REAL WORLD. I JUST THREW THAT IN TO PLACATE THE "JONATHIN GRAGMS" OF THE WORLD WHO GET MAD IF YOU DO'NT TALK ABOUT WHAT **THEY** THINK YOU SHUD BE AS IF GEORGE MIKEAL HAS ANY THING TO DO WITH REAL WORLD OR SENFETL ALL IM WONDERING IS IF THAT BATH ROOM HAD A STICKY FLOOR.
David, not only are you crossposting to The Real World and Seinfeld "chatrooms," but you've evidently found a way to crosspost into an alternate universe, one in which you are "respected." Perhaps you've crossposted into a BIZARRO "chatroom," where everything has the opposite meaning than it does here. In these other Bizarro chatrooms (bizarro.tv.seinfeld, bizarro.tv.real-world), the etiquette prescribes that you use ONLY uppercase letters and flames are expressons of approbation. This explanation fits right in with at least one of the newsgroups you've posted to, because of the famous Bizzaro-Seinfeld episode. But whether it fits in or not is irrelevant, since on Bizarro-Net it's considered proper etiquette to crosspost into as many incongruent newsgroups you can think of. So, following David's lead, I've taken the liberty of crossposting this thread into the following newsgroups: alt.autos.microcars, alt.music.amy-grant, talk.bizarre, rec.music.danny-elfman, religion.jewish.elaine-bennis, sci.research.polyester, talk.philosophy.humanism, and news.admin.net-abuses.bulletins.
This should make our discussion very lively, with a well-rounded and diverse perspective.
It's really a shame Alric that you had to waste your time posting to new.admin.net-abuses.bulletins. I would think that once the name Amy Grant showed all alarms would go off. ;)
this is my chess set. it's one of the best chess sets in the world. i know what you're askin' yourself 'should i sacrifice my queen or not'? well, to tell you the truth, in all the confusion i kinda lost track myself. so you gotta ask yourself one question. 'will it make the king fall'? huh? will it punk? will it'? go for it, make the move.>_____________________________________________
Okay...I have been lurking in this newsgroup for a while and I have read the posts this David H. (a.k.a.Steve Huntsman, R2D2Me2, etc.). At first it was hilarious, now it's old. This guy is either really crazy or really intelligent. He has a web-site (www.math.nyu.edu)under phd. students, look him up.
I am sure everytime someone responds to his post he laughs his ass off since everyone (me included) are giving him what he wants.....attention.
Ignore him and he will go away. I hope!
Grrl From Gilead
(YOUR PLA!!!!!!!) Classic!(rolling my eyes way up in my head)
I found this fragment of a script from a matinee serial about David H. I would like to have read all fifteen chapters, or seen the acutal serial, but as luck would have it. . . .
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Chapter 14 of
FALL OF THE HOUSE OF DAVID H.
"The Wizard Revealed"
[Narrator]: In our last episode, Grrl's detective work paid off, and for David H, the scam was up. Discovering that his imbecility was nothing but a bizarre internet joke, the villagers turned against him. With torches held high, they storm toward the castle, demanding all the change they'd dropped into the little "Help David H." containers placed in convenience stores, at dry clearners, laboratories, and county jails.
[Camera shows villagers running up the cobblestone streets,
with torches and pointed farm implements; camera pans to
the dark castle on hill, where it is believed that David H.
is in hiding. The castle is very dark.]
[Camera pans over the crowd, zooms in for closeups of the angry
mob.]
[Doc Reeser, with a hatchet held high]: Kill the pitiful creature! Let's put it out of its misery!
[Grrl From Gilead, with pitchfork and fifth of Jack Daniels]: Yeah! The man's got no conscience, mocking the handicapped as he did! And nearly killing his kindly grandmother to boot, just for realism.
[Dave, with machete and tripping on mescaline]: Ever notice how fire looks just like the head of an angry angel?
[Doc Reeser and Grrl examine the torche.]
[Doc Reesor]: It looks to me like this Irish lass that bit me once. She gave me the rabies, and I had to go through the whole shot-in-the-navel thing. I've never liked the Irish since.
[Grrl]: Reminds me of the time I soaked the logs in the fireplace with five gallons of gasoline. I don't know what I miss most, a face with eyebrows or impressing my friends with my Mick Jagger impersonation.
[Sheriff Jeff, looming threateningly]: Hey, you people want to ruminate on your torches, or you want to take part in a lynchin'? We ain't got no time for some gabfest.
[Villagers quicken ascent toward castle; camera pulls away, fades to black. Camera fades in to a scene in the castle, David H. kneeling before a full-length mirror. He's talking to his reflection in the mirror, one of his personalities, Steve Huntsman.]
[David H, on his knees in front of full-lenght mirror]: STEVE, EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE DRYNESS, MY FACE IS ALL CLEARED UP, AND STILL NO GURLS HAVE ASKED ME FOR A DATE. I NEED SOME COMPANY. I TRY TO BE PATIENT, AND I WANT TO BE A NICE ONE FOR THE WORLD, BUT THE NIGHTSHIFT AT THE LAB IS TOO LONELY, AND I KEEP FORGETTING WHERE THE SNACK MACHINE IS.
[Steve]: David, to quote the Bible, "Can the pottery say to the potter, 'Why have you made me thus?'"
[David H]: I LIKE POTTERY. DO YOU LIKE POTTERY? I TAKE CERAMICS. I HAVE A TWO-YEAR STATE CERTIFICATE IN IT, OKAY.
[Steve]: Never mind, David. David, what do you want me to do?
[David H]: I THINK THOSE MEAN ONES ON THE DAYSHIFT KEEP MOVING THE CANDY MACHINE AROUND SO I CAN'T FIND IT WHEN I GET LONELY.
[Steve]: David . . . look over here, David, and tell me what you want me to do.
[David H]: YOU ARE LIKE THE WIZARD ON THE WIZARD OF OZ. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A BETTER BRAIN, AND THEN MAKE ME A WOMAN. NOT TURN ME INTO A WOMAN. I'M NOT LIKE THAT, I FOUND OUT. I MEAN I WANT YOU TO MAKE A WOMAN THEN I CAN MARRY HER. LIKE IN ANOTHER MOVIE I SAW, WHERE THIS MAN MADE OF STITCHES IN HEAVY STEEL BOOTS GOT THIS DOCTOR -- BUT NOT THAT MEAN DOCTOR REESOR -- TO MAKE A WOMAN FOR HIM. SHE HAD WHITE HAIR LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER. THIS WAS NOT A GOOD MOVIE BECAUSE IT WAS IN BLACK AND WHITE.
[Steve, pondering the idea]: Hmm . . . a woman?
[David H]: I MADE ONE IN CERAMICS CLASS ONCE, BUT I WAS ALMOST KICKED OUT OF CERAMICS BECAUSE OF IT. MY TEACHER SAID, DAVID, YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A NAKED WOMAN BEFORE, HAVE YOU? AND I SAID, YES I DID AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DIDN'T? HE SAID BECAUSE WOMEN DON'T HAVE A PENIS, AND I SAID THE ONE I SAW DID.
[Steve, looking sympathetically]: Okay, I'll do it. I'll make a bride for you. Let me slip up to the lab and get started. The time is about right, because a storm is brewing.
[Camera cuts to shot of roiling clouds of thunder and flashes of
lightning, then pans downward to the approaching angry mob.
Camera returns to interior of castle, where David H. sees an
empty mirror.]
[David H, looking toward the ceiling where the laboratory would be]: I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO GET THE WITCH'S BROOM BEFORE YOU HELPED ME. I DON'T KNOW ANY WITCHES, EXCEPT FOR THAT MEAN ONE, THAT GRRL FROM GILEAD.
[David H, looking toward the ceiling where the laboratory would be]: I
Hey, I resemble that.
I hate to do this, but have we found yet another personality of David H's? My mind meerly boggles with the quest to find out who this man(?) really is.
Thank you, Ms. Grrl, for pointing out the typo. I'll do better next time. Maybe the next time, I'll say to you: "It's 'girl'! G-I-R-L, 'girl'!" And you didn't have to make me feel bad in front of the whole class, did you? Well you know what? I think your Jagger impersonation sucked. I hate to hurt your feelings, but the truth is, his figure is better than yours, especially his butt, and your lips were TOO big. At least they were before you got careless at the -- what's the word I'm looking for? -- the . . . cook-over?
Dear "G-I-R-L": I am not David H. I have to admit, I do a damn good David H impersonation, but I am NOT David H. I swear. But the fact that my current method of getting attention almost always involves David H, even if only peripherally, I have to say if there had been no David H, there would be no Alric K. I'm a David H impersonator, and when I'm alone, I even dress like him, in all caps. Sometimes I go to the convenience store (I'm too lazy right now to check the spelling of "convenience"; I always have such a time with that one, so help me out if I need it) as David H, and I print my signature on my checks in all caps. Fools the clerk everytime. Then I have to say, "Hey, Bharani, it's me! Alric!" Then Bharmani gets flustered, "Oh, dear Allah, Alric, you had me totally fooled. That is quite a sense of mirth you are exhibiting." Once I even robbed Bharani while doing my David H impersonation, and there's a reward poster in a few stores around town that look like this:
[artists rendering of perpetrator at top of poster]
****** IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT OF REWARD!!!1 *****8****
HAVE YUO SENE THIS MAN? THIS IS ONE OF THE
MEAN WONS. HE ROBBED A STORE. HE'S MEAN AND
HE'S NOT REAL BIG BUT HE'S NOT REEL SMALL AND
MEAN ENOUGH THAT HE DOESN'T CARE THAT HE'S NOT
NICE. HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO TRY TO BE NICE.
HE'S REALLY A MEAN ONE. HE TOOK TWENTY DOLLARS
FROM KWIKKY-MART. HIS HAIR WAS DARK AND HE HAD
WHITE SKIN WHICH MEANS HE WAS NOT A BLAK PERSON.
HE MIGHT BE ARMED AND A DANGER.
After I robbed the store, I took off my David H costume and went right back in there and bought a pack of cigarettes. Bharani didn't even notice it was me. There could be two reasons for that (or three, depending on where you start counting): first, the robbery might have shook him up worse than I thought; or, second, he might have not recognized me, because I don't smoke, and there I was buying a pack of cigarettes; or, third ("third" if you started counting when I did; "second" if you don't count the first one), he thought I was an Afro-American because the cigarettes I bought were (let me slip into character here) -- "Kool Filter Kings." So, as you can see, I'm a man of many faces. I'm an impersonator. See? I worry sometimes about taking it too far, like those Elvis impersonators, who sometimes lose track of who they are and sign autographs with their own names but somehow they've become sort Elvified in their own minds. I've seen it. And aS THEY SINE the autograph, you think about what a weird job that is, and does the job have a retirement plan, and where is the line drawn in this guy's head between who he is and what he does. The same goes for a female impersonator, and let's face it, guys, they're scarey because they make you feel a little ambiguous, because you know in your heart if you had a choice to be caught on a desert island with Sandra Bernhardt or RuPaul, you know who you'd pick. The only thing is that RuPaul would make you wish you were taller; Bernhardt would probably make you wish you'd gone down with the ship.
Anyway, loosing your identity: I have to guard against such a thing happening to me. I think the possibility is slim, because I have a STRONG sense of my identity, but the field of mental illness is often vague and you can never tell what can make a person go over the top. Maybe it's tHe PReSuRE FROm WoRK, WIN THE MEEN WoNS neglect to INViTE YOU TO LUNCH. SUMTHING IS RONG, YOU SAY TO YOURSELF, I DO'NT NO WHAT IT IS BUT IT IS. THEY USED TO BE NICE WONS BUT NOT ANYMORE, THE WAY THE MANAGUR CHAINGED MY PASSWORD ON THE SAMPLES FREZER SO I COUL'DNT GET BACK OUT AND I WAS SICK FOR TOW DAYS COUNT EM TWO DAYS AFTER I GOT OUT WITH A BAD COLD. THEY THOUGHT IT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS IT WAS'NT. I WAS EVEN TOO SICK TO CHAT AND EVEN READ THE CHATMACHINE.
I think I might have located another fragment, but it's being carbon tested for authenticity. In fact, there are several fragments, but let me take a closer look at them; I would hate to be the one responsible for misleading everyone. These things take time. I've heard a rumor that in Chapter 15, it's revealed that "Grrl" is David H's mother, and was in fact the woman he referred to as the model for his ceramic rendering of the female form. Mother & son were separated during "the fire" and she never looked for him, and he was unable through his disability to look for her. Then again, I think whoever said all this could be getting Chapter 15 mixed up with a South Park episode. _____________________________________________ Alric Knebel [email] _____________________________________________
i'll bet (if and) when you grow up and have kids, you'll let them cry in their cribs for hours, ignoring them and hoping they'll go away... cuz after all, they'll just be crying for ATTENTION, you know.
careful. if you keep doing that, they'll stay that way.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, David H said this:
OK, look David...I have not been "trolling against you" ever since you got your precious damned "chatmachine," so you are way off your rocker here (as if you could be any further off)
Ooh, I'm so EVEIL...*insert horror movie music here* If you'd pay ANY attention (which, of course, would assume that you *have* an attention span), you'd see that I never use the "mysterious DejaNews machine," although I *do* know how to use it.
What have I said about you, Dayvid?
Bwahahahahaha...excuse me while I bust a gut...
Well, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...
OK, here...*handing David back his "good name"*...will that get you to shut the hell up?
Yeah, whatever...
WHAT???
Look, you mindless twit, I NEVER said this was MY "chatroom," OK? Also, I never claimed to be "great," so there is no need for me to prove something that I never claimed.
You know, I'm sure this is all an act, and that you're just a troll who's doing nothing more than trying to stir things up and get people all worked up. If that is true, then it worked on me this morning. If it didn't, then you really need some help.
NOW WILL YOU BE MY PLA AND BE A NICE WON TO ME CAUSE ALL I WO'NT IS FRENDS.
FIRST YOU GIVE ME MY GOOD NAME BACK AND I WAS ABOUT TO GO AWAY AND THEN YOU CALL ME A MINDLESS TWIT SO IM BACK NOW CAUSE, PEOPLE HERE *LIKE* ME. I AM POPULAR AND HAVE FRENDS CAUSE IM A NICEE WON I GET ALL SORTS OF NICE EMAILS FROM PEOPLE SAYING NICE THINGS LIKE I LIKE YOU AND YOUR SO FUNNY. DOES ANY WON ELSE GET SUCH NICE LETTERS??? OH SURE THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO SEND ME LETTERS CALLING MUCH SUCH NAMES AS "FUCKWIT" AND "YOU ARE GRAMATICALLY AN IDIOTIC IDIOT" AND SO FORTH BUT THEIR WILL ALLWAYS BE SOME MEANS WONS.
EVEN WITH THE MEANS WONS THERE ARE SO MANY NICE WONS THAT I HAVE DECIDED THIS IS *MY* UTOPIAN CHAT ROOM AND ILL ALLWAYS BE HEAR. SO SMUBREAKER WELLCOME ABOARD THE DAVID H CHATROOM TRAIN AND GET READY FOR *F-U-N*.
HEY EVERY WON WE'VE BEEN PLAS NOW FOR **OVER** WON MONTH!!!11!!! THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF CHAT ROOM RECORD!!!!11!!!
Okay if you're going to troll here's a hint..... get your people straight. You went off on this whole rant (that I snipped to save people from sheer boredom) against SMUgrad. Right? Well ML was the one, or should that be "won," who said your mother had porcelan thighs. Not only can you not remember where the hell you live, so far we've heard Canada, Toledo, and at least one other state, but you can't even keep the people you're slamming correct. You really should make sure to refill your prescriptions a bit more often or I can only imagine how loud those voices will get.
********OH YEAH!****8*******{*((*****
******* SEE ILLUSTRASTION BELOW**********
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WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT SMUBREAKER *WAS* THE WON WHO SAID MY MOM HAD PROCELAN THIHS SO **THERE** YOUR WRONG!!!1!!! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACTS STRATE **BEFORE ** YOU POST CAUSE YOUR NOTHING BUT A TROL TRYING TO STIR UP OUR UTOPIAN CHAT ROOM AND YOU KIND MADAM ARE LOOKING QUITE DUMN RITE NOW CAUSE YOUR WRONG AND I AM RITE.
SO I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE THIS CHAT ROOM **IMMEDIATLY** CUASE YOUR POSTS ARE SO MEAN THEY ARE BREAKING THE INTERNET AND RUINING IT FOR EVERYWON.
SO YOU CAN TAKE ALL YOUR MEANFULL NESS AND HURTFULL NESS TO A CHAT ROOM DOWN THE HALL CAUSE YOUR NOT WO'NTED HEAR. WHY DO'NT YOU CHAT IN ALT.FAN.ADOLF-HITLER CAUSE THATS WHERE THE LIKES OF **YOU** BELONG.
YOU HAVE SMEERED MY GOOD NAME LIKE SO MENY OTHERS BEFORE YOU.
THERE WONCE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS POPULAR AND RESPECTED BY **EVERY WON** IN THIS CHAT ROOM. DAVID H IS FUNNY, THEY'D SAY. I WANNA BE LIKE DAVID H, THEY'D SAY. DAVID H IS CUTE AND PROBABLY GIVES GOOD BATHROOM SEX, THEY'D SAY. AND NOW NOONE LISTENS TO ME AND TREATS ME LIKE IM SOME SORT OF DUMN JERK JUST CAUSE A YOU!!!
LISTEN, IM A GUY, THOUGH IM NOT QUITE THE MAN THAT MARYTODD LINCOLN IS, I GET STARED AT ALOT IN THE SHOWER ANDIM BIGGER OK. I COULD GO INTO MORE DETALE HEAR BUT THEIR COULD BE SOME LADYES OUT THERE, OTHER THAN SMUBREAKER AND ICEGRAD.
SO YOU NEED TO HIT THE BOOKS AND STUDY CAUSE INTILL YOUR AS SMART AS THE DOG IM NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU ANY LONGER, CAPESH?
YOU PAL DAVID H
PS: **YOU** ARE THE TROLL!!!!! ******* SEE ILLUSTRASTION BELOW.........
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one *other* state? last time i looked, toledo was a *city* and canada was a *country!* i think you'd better take another course in geometry before you go slamming my pal david again. so there.
AILEEN AND THERE YA GO!!!!!! KATHY SEEMS LIKE A MEAN WON TO ME. DID YOU SEE THE MEAN POST ABOUT ME IN THE SENFELT CHATROOM CAUSE THERES A NOTHER MEAN WON OVER THERE NAMED DOC REESES WHOSE TRYING TO GET EVERY WON TO GANG UP ON ME BUT THEY'LL NEVER GET ME CAUSE IM A NICE WON AND NICE WONS ALL WAYS WIN IN THE END NO PUN IN TENDED FOR ICEGRAD OR SMUBREAKER.
I GESS SHE DO'NT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GEOMETRY SO SHE'LL BE LOST FOREVER KIND OF LIKE KRAMER IN SENFELT MY FAVORITE TV SHOE OR MARYTODD LINCOLN WHOSE GOT EVERY THING BUT A YOU-KNOW-=WHAT!!!
HEY WHAT IF KRAMER WENT ON REAL WORLD???!!!!1!!! WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT!!1 I BET HE WOULD BE FUNNY WITH FLORA YELLING AND SCREAMING "GET THOSE CHIWAWAS OUT OF HEAR!!!!".
WHAT DOES EVERY WON ELSE TH ING ABOUT THAT?????
I THINK IT WOULD BE AN INTERESTING DERIVATION, YET, SEEMINGLY AN HOMOGENATION AND CONGEALATION OF OUR TWO FAVORITE SHOWS, IN, HOPEFULLY, EPIC COMEDY, DRAMA, A CLASSIC FOR THE AGES.
HEY IN FRANCE WHEN THEY SAY YES THEY SAY WEE WEE SO HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN SOME WON IS ANSWERING YES OR NEEDS TO GO NUMBER WON???? IT MUST BE CONFUSING OVER THERE AND THEY GET SO BAFFELED THEY EAT FROGS AND LOSE WARS THAT **WE** HAVE TO BAIL THEM OUT OF LIKE WHEN JERRY BAILS OUT KRAMER OR WHEN SEAN BAILS OUT OF THAT SPEEDO ON REAL WORLD DISCUSS AMONGST YOURSELFS LIKE YOU HAVE'NT BEEN DOING THAT ALL READY FOR THE PAST WEAK.
ANYWAYS AND ALL WAYS, YOUR PAL, DAVID H PS TO DOC REESE: CLUCK-CLUCK THATS **YOU**. PS 2 TO EVERYWON ELSE: PLEASE BE MY FREND OK.
YOUR FUNNIE!!!! I THINK YOU ARE BECOMEING A NICE **AND** FUNNIE WON!!! MUCH LIKE KRAMER ON SENFELT WHO WAS FUNNIE LAST NITE AND THERE ARE SOME NICE AND FUNY WONS ON REAL WORLD LIKE HELL I DO'NT KNOW YOU TELL ME CAUSE YOU SHULD BE ON REAL WORLD AND SENFELT BUT WATCH OUT FOR THAT SENFELT CHATROOM CAUSE THERE ARE SOME MEAN WONS--I MEAN M-E-A-N W-O-N-S OVER THIER.
I've very well aware of that. It was pretty clear that I named two places and then I said "another state" because I couldn't remember exactly which one he mentioned. Frankly I could care less.
geoGRAPHY dear. I kind of doubt "the mathematics of the properties, measurements, and relationships of points, lines, angles, surfaces, and solids" will help with what you're implying.
****THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP THATS WHAT I WANTTO KNOW. YOUR JUST TRYING TO COVER UP FOR YOUR OWN DUMN MISTAKE AND BELEVE ME YOU;;;. YOU ARE LOOKING PRETTY DUMNAND UNLERNED RITE NOW AND DESPIRATION IS SO PATHETEC AND WERE ALL LAFFING AT YOU HEAR SO YOU BETTER SHUT UP CAUSE IF YOUR TO DUMN THEYLL KICK YOU OFF THE INTERET AND YOUL'L NO LONGER BE ALLOWED TO COME IN TO THIS CHAT ROOM LIKE WHAT ALL MOST HAPENED TO ME BUT I SNUCK IN THRU THE EVEIL DEJA NEW MACHINE CAUSE IM GETTING SMARTTER AND SMARTTER EACH DAY THATS WHAT MY CONSELOR SAYS TO ME HE SAYS DAVID YOR BECOMING A BETTER STAGE OF MEDIOCER THAN YOU WERE 2 YEARS AGO SO I SAYS TO HIM I SAYS WELL THEN LET ME TAKE MORE PREMED CLASSES AND LESS CERAMICS AND HE SAYS TO ME HE SAYS BABY STEPS DAVID BABY STEPS AND ISAYS TO HIM I SAYS IF I WANNA BE A YERKIES MONKIE BRANE SURGON I GOTTA TAKE MY PREMED CLASSES AND HE SAYS TO ME HE SAYS DAVID YOU ARE TOO TALENTED OF A POTTER FOR ME TO LET YOU AND BUT TO LOSE YOUR TALENT BY GOING PREMED SO HE THINKS IM LIKE A MIKAL ANGELO OF POTTREY SO HE WO'NTS ME TO STILL DO CERANICS FURST AND PREMED LATER CAUSE HE SAYS THATS WHAT MOST DOCTERS DO SO I GOTTA DO WHAT THEY DO. GO FIGURE.
ANY HOW SENFELT IS COOL AND RULES CAUSE THE RITING IS SO GOOD AND FUNNY AND I TH INK FOR HTE LAST SHOW THEY OTTA GO ON REAL WORLD AND LIVE IN A HOUSE DOES'NT ***ANY WON** THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA??????//????
I'm with you, David. In fact, I was thinking that the next Real World ought to be about Jerry and the whole gang. Jerry's show is going off the air, right? So he'll need a place to live, as will George, Elaine, and Kramer. And Newman: he can be brought in to add a level of tension to the house, from which some very self-involved, self-centered, and whining discussions will flow. And since Real World requires seven people share the residence, we can get a couple of other people from other shows of a totally different character from Seinfeld or Real World. We can pick somebody who'll be totally at odds with the hipness of the whole idea. Like Charlie Rose. Or Morgan Freeman. Maybe we should make a list of potential candidates to fill in the last two slots. Or maybe we won't let Newman in, and we'll have three slots. How about we add a stronger sexual tension by bringing in Neve Campbell? George would flip. Or maybe we should eshew the common pop culture sex symbols in favor of more understated sex appeal. How about Susan Swain, one of the moderators from C-SPAN? Imagine that combination: Jerry, Elaine, George, Kramer, Susan Swain, and . . . who else? Two more slots open. How about Fiona Apple? Two or three episodes into the new season, it'll be disclosed that she really is a junkie, and she has only one pair of underwear that she never washes because the withdrawals make her think that the bleach will eat them up. Susan Swain will call an emergency meeting with all of the residents. Except for Fiona Apple; she'll be out looking for smack. Susan's complaint is that Fiona stinks, and she's noticed that Fiona NEVER does laundry. George says he never noticed Fiona's hygiene, and he likes her best when she's completely unconcious, which he double-checks by giving her shoulders a good shake. Kramer says he noticed her hygiene, but believed the concept of bathing was foisted on the public as a conspiracy by the people who manufacture soap, and that the bacteria in dirt actually aids in longevity. Jerry is suddenly repulsed to find himself sitting in the same section of the couch Fiona had passed out on just last night. Elaine is barely tuned to the discussion, since she's hoping that the remaining slot goes to a guy -- a CUTE guy with money -- and is so preoccupied with making a list of possible candidates that she fails to notice she's trying to write with one of Fiona's discarded syringes. At one point, she says, "Hey, I can't think with all this noise." Then a big argument breaks out, with people shouting Fiona this, Fiona that, then suddenly they all notice that Fiona had been standing in the doorway for some unknown length of time. For a moment, the tension builds, and all of their faces flush with guilt. Fiona's eyes are glazed, and she blinks very, very slowly. She sways, teeters for a moment, tries to say something, but her words just come out, "Bluh bluh naw blue blah." Jerry, giving her the impression he understood what she said, "Here's a place right here on the couch for you." George is smiling. "Man, she's really wrecked." She crosses the room and collapses on the couch. The shouting resumes, Fiona oblivious to the accusations: Fiona this and Fiona that. Elaine is serene as she adds the name "Yanni" to her list of potential residents.
This guy is obviously a troll, so we should probably just ignore all of his posts, and when he stops getting responses, he'll go someplace else. I have a hard time believing that anybody is really this stupid - he's probably just trying to get a reaction from us.
Correct, Becky. "Thus always to tyrants", which basically means the same thing considering the context. I'm just wondering how that crackpot anti-Jerry freak from Sedona will use this newfound knowledge. Maybe he considers our beloved Jerry Seinfeld a tyrant?? I don't know, but it's obvious from his most recent posts that he hates Jerry, and that all of his prior posturing was just that. Phony posturing.
The final episode was taped two weeks ago, and only family, friends, Castle Rock executives, NBC Entertaiment President Warren Littlefield, the many recurring characters, and the cast and crew were on hand to witness it.
Oh, jeez, you don't mean life imitating art, do you? Can you imagine?
"A crazed fan leapt from the crowd during the taping of the finale Seinfeld episode this week, seriously injuring himself and giving the audience a huge laugh. The assailant jumped from his seat during a pivotal scene, screamed 'Sic Semper Tyrannus!' and promptly fell flat on his face 10 feet below, to the great pleasure of the audience who thought it was scripted. One fan stated, 'We thought he was doing a Crazy Joe Davola bit. It was funny and we all laughed a lot... until we saw the blood.' The 'loose cannon', identified as Justin Tribble of Sedona, AZ, will spend the next 24 hours in Intensive Care, followed by 72 hours under psychiatric observation. More details as they become available."
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, David H said this drivel:
Since this has something to do with "Seinfeld" (best I can figure out from wading through David's incoherent babble), why not limit it to that newsgroup?
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"The other day I could not for the life of me remember the names of the four disciples, but I could remember every single one of the Osmonds."