I'm not nervous so far about the new season. I would urge all to head the words of others who emphasized - It's only the first two episodes! There are 23 / 24 episodes in a season, and, certainly, since Season 4 (which culminated in "The Pilot"), there have been some spotty episodes.
I'll agree that the first episode was not up to the usual Seinfeld potential; however, the Second episode, while not the best, had the little touches that add to the charm of "Seinfeld" Elaine's fickleness over having children AFTER her boyfriend has a vasectomy is in character with her George's paranoia over the briefcase culminating in his reconstruction of the room (with the Power Ranger and the M&M) The velvet scrunchie Newman's Cyrano getting distracted by a comment over Junk mail The revelation of his love of Elaine Jerry and Kramer repeating the name "Pam" repeatedly trying to find a dulcitone quality about the name. I also enjoyed that they highlighted her calves as an inportant feature (reminding me of "the eyebrows" ("Who cares about eyebrows?") in "The Fix-Up" "Elaine, you gotta have a BAAABY"
It was a better episode! I think in writing the first episode a lot was devoted to figuring out how to explain last year.
Never fear "Seinfeld" fans! The second episode was better than the first and I see the show hitting its stride (especially with its frequent allusins to past seasons)
Jerry