Best Peterman dialog

I thinkthe best Peterman dialog was on the phone, at a very long distance call, saying: "Elaine, i went to Burma. I know, they call it Myanmar, but for me it shall always stay Burma..."

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My vote goes to when he confronted Elaine with the news of her failed drug test. I still bust a gut whenever I see that scene.(This is just from memory, so it may not be totally accurate. But you'll get the gist of it.

JP- "I'm afraid I have some bad news Elaine. It appears you won't be accompanying me on my trip to Africa."

EB- "But why, Mr. Peterman?"

JP- "I'm afraid it's your URINE, Elaine. You've tested positive for opium."

EB- "OPIUM!?!?"

JP- "That's right, Elaine. Black lotus - yam-yam - Shanghai Sally"

EB- "But Mr. Peterman, I don't use opium. Dr. ?? must have made a mistake."

JP- "Not a chance. The dark continent is no place for an addict Elaine."

"...so I made an explosive device out of chick peas."

Peterman to Elaine: "...and if you ARE undead...I'll find out about that, too."