George's best line

When somebody confesses to George that he's been living a lie, George responds ... "Just one? I'm living about twenty."

"You should be thankful you have access to my dimentia"

---The Switch

If u believe it its not a lie!

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No, the best line wasd definitely "I have so little to live for"
Durning the baby-naming thing.

Are you kidding? For 50 bucks, I will put my face in the soup and Blow!

I don't know if its been mentioned before, but one of my all time favourite lines was "The sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." I'm not sure if that's the exact quote but its reasonably close. Cracks me up every time I think of it.

Nick

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One of my favorite lines of George's is, "I drive them to lesbianism, and he brings them back, Jerry." This is in reference to Kramer steeling Susan's lesbian girlfriend.

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That is by far my favorite line ever... the whold bit he does at the end of that episode -- "The Marine Biologist"...something like this:

So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment *I was a marine biologist*.

...and then...

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

-- the best part is the story he says after this, ending with him pulling out the golf ball and kramer saying something about a "hole in one!" -- if anyone has a complete transcript of this exchange, I would be grateful. Thanks.

-Ben O'Connor

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"It moved."

Someone asked what a babke is. It's like a very high coffee-cake. Back in Boston, we used to pronounce it more like "boopkie."

And I thought a "casus belli" was a cause for going to war...

                   Mark L. Levinson
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not sure of the exacct words but... "I want one last chance at the coffee so I CAN SPIT IT IN YOUR FACE!!"

" I am disturbed!! I am depressed!! I am inadequate!! I GOT IT ALL!!!! "

Evilette.

That's a good one all right!!! My personal favorite, though, is this one (...remember, I'm just quoting George's exact words!!): "You tell those sons of bitches that no Yankee is ever goin' to Houston.... Not while *YOU* bastards are running things!!!"

It's a little profane, but you can't help but crack up when you hear George screaming it over the phone while in his office!!!

Brendan :-)