this will save you all some typing, the next time you are offended. The first step is to fill in the blanks:
"As a member of ____________________, I am deeply offended by ____________ in the _____________ episode. This is insulting to all ___________. I believe that __________ owes me and all _________ an apology."
The next step is to hit the delete key, because NO ONE GIVES A RAT'S ASS!!!!
Hey!! I'm deeply offended by this last remark.
No wait, lemme use the form.
"As a member of _the rat clan_, I am deeply offended by _the "rat's ass" reference_ in the _"for the easily offended" post_. This is insulting to all _um, people who relate to rats_. I believe that _Guy Ridley_ owes me and all _rat lovers_ an apology."
Why do people continually refer to a rat's ass as if it were the least
desirable piece of property in existence? Surely there are things worth
less than rat's asses?!
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-----------------------------------------------------------------LOL guys are toooooo funny!!! I love it! I think I'll print it for future use. I am sure it will come in handy more than once.
Joni
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