Ho-hum. Yet another 'finale' rumor

Yet another newspaper claims to have the inside scoop on the final episode. If you're not interested, please do not scroll down. FWIW, I don't believe a word of it.

Newspaper claims 'Seinfeld' finale leak

NEW YORK, April 28 (UPI) _ What's the deal with the May 14 ``Seinfeld'' series finale?

The New York Daily News quotes an unnamed source who says Kramer swallows an irreplaceable key to one of Jerry's front door locks in the top-secret episode. The leak didn't explain why he does this.

The source says the comedian's wild-haired neighbor also realizes he and his narcissistic pals are incapable of having enduring relationships with anyone but each other, and he wants to keep the gang together

The News says the whole show is about the petty things Kramer, Jerry, Elaine and George have done to screw up their relationships.

``There are a lot of flashbacks,'' the source tells the newspaper.

``Seinfeld'' producers have gone to extraordinary lengths to keep the finale a secret. Audience and cast members have had to sign confidentiality pacts. Phony scripts and scenarios have been floated and no less than three endings are said to have been taped.

How many finale rumors have we heard of so far?

There's the one where Jerry dies after seeing Newman naked, Godfather 3 style.

The one where they all move to L.A.

The newest one, where Kramer swallows the irreplacable key.

Any more?

Can anyone tell me which was the very first episode of seinfeld, with some description. Appreciate it.

THE SEINFELD CHRONICLES -- Pilot (07/05/89)

             This pilot episode features the comedian's droll observations on
life and centers on
             his misadventures as a single man. in this special, Jerry is
ecstatic that a woman he
             met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but he's
flabbergasted when
             he discovers she's engaged to be married.

             Note: The pilot did not include Elaine, Jerry's apartment is a
studio, and their hangout
             is called "Pete's Luncheonette."

             Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
             Director: Art Wolff
             Guest Cast: Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Lee Garlington

Sachin wrote:

THE SEINFELD CHRONICLES -- Pilot (07/05/89)

             This pilot episode features the comedian's droll observations on
life and centers on
             his misadventures as a single man. in this special, Jerry is
ecstatic that a woman he
             met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but he's
flabbergasted when
             he discovers she's engaged to be married.

             Note: The pilot did not include Elaine, Jerry's apartment is a
studio, and their hangout
             is called "Pete's Luncheonette."

             Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
             Director: Art Wolff
             Guest Cast: Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Lee Garlington

Sachin wrote:

It was called The Seinfeld Chronicles. Only George, Jerry and Kramer were on it. George was trying to help Jerry determine whether an out-of-town female guest was interested in him. The second EP which debuted Elaine was much better, in my opinion. ANT