Mar 22, 1998·16 posts by 15 posters·alt.tv.seinfeld
😡 Hated it🔥 Controversial
Troll attacks Seinfeld fans as delusional hermits with no social life who over-analyze the show; other posters identify the sender as a notorious troll and advise ignoring.
As I peruse the postings in this NG, I must ask, "Do any of 'Seinfeld's' fans have friends?
It seems that most of the show's fans confuse the characters with real-life individuals who somehow have become "actual" to these delusionary offianados.
My only conclusion is that "Seinfeld" fans are introverted hermits with no social life who therefore must over-analize every show for non-existing nuances. My bet is that "Seinfeld" fans are typically 42-year-old virgins who collect action figurines.
I fear that the rate of suicides among "Seinfeld" fans will escalate once this mediocre show finally sputters to a none-too-soon end. That is because the fans of this show clearly have lost touch with reality as they sit alone in their rented apartments believing that Jerry and his self-absorbed friends somehow are *their* friends, too.
"Seinfeld" fans, it seems, are in need of major psychotherapy.
For those who don't know, Cattlovrr is a notorious newsgroup troll who posts messages like this all the time in *many* different newsgroups. DON'T SEND A REPLY TO HIS MESSAGE TO THIS NEWSGROUP, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO DO. Simply ignore it and move on.
Thankyou, couldn't have said it better myself but I bet people keep on getting sucked in by it. Even after the last troll was revealed people just went on and on about how there was no Seinfeld next season and what a moron the original poster was.
Thankyou, couldn't have said it better myself but I bet people keep on getting sucked in by it. Even after the last troll was revealed people just went on and on about how there was no Seinfeld next season and what a moron the original poster was.
The characters are actual to me and I think I need psychotherapy but you my friend are still in the denial state wich makes all of us a lot more advanced than you are+ACEAIQ- ZING+ACEAIQ- cattlovrr wrote in message +ADw-3514DA81.6E49+AEA-earthlink.net+AD4-... +AD4-As I peruse the postings in this NG, I must ask, +ACI-Do any of 'Seinfeld's' +AD4-fans have friends? +AD4- +AD4-It seems that most of the show's fans confuse the characters with +AD4-real-life individuals who somehow have become +ACI-actual+ACI- to these +AD4-delusionary offianados. +AD4- +AD4-My only conclusion is that +ACI-Seinfeld+ACI- fans are introverted hermits with +AD4-no social life who therefore must over-analize every show for +AD4-non-existing nuances. My bet is that +ACI-Seinfeld+ACI- fans are typically +AD4-42-year-old virgins who collect action figurines. +AD4- +AD4-I fear that the rate of suicides among +ACI-Seinfeld+ACI- fans will escalate +AD4-once this mediocre show finally sputters to a none-too-soon end. That +AD4-is because the fans of this show clearly have lost touch with reality as +AD4-they sit alone in their rented apartments believing that Jerry and his +AD4-self-absorbed friends somehow are +ACo-their+ACo- friends, too. +AD4- +AD4AIg-Seinfeld+ACI- fans, it seems, are in need of major psychotherapy.
obviously. seinfeld is teh most talked about show in the world. in school, that's what everyone talks about on friday morning. "how was seinfeld last night, did you like it" unless noone in my entire high school has any friends, than your statement is false.
Save you half-assed analysis for people that give a shit about what you think. Maybe we just get bored of discussing the President Clinton scandal and could use some real entertainment every now and then... By the way, just HOW much do you love your cat???I see a little bit of an obsession going on there...
As I peruse the postings in this NG, I must ask, "Do any of 'Seinfeld's' fans have friends?<
Um yeah..I have 4...we sit around talking about nothing imparticular.... get into amazing situations...dont seem to have steady jobs or relationships..... Oh wait..thats the show....hmm...I'll have to get back to you on this :-)
But seriously, I have always wondered.. whats more pathetic..to have no life..or to ponder and comment upon people you THINK have no life...I would have to say the latter.
I have no funny friends. I'm the funny one. El-Clowno!
What are you talking about? How can you sit there and look me in the eye and tell me that you're not worried? Don't you have any sense? Don't you have a brain? Are you so completely senile that you don't know what you're talking about anymore?
I've always been a little nervous about these things. I'm afraid I'm going to step through into another dimension.
Why is what I do so important? Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live.
Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's often wrong.
But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!
Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up.
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Yes, I like to feel cozy. You know, I have a very small apartment. I like to feel tucked in, nestled in. Love to be nestled.
His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal...
I just can't believe the way people are. What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?
We're like rats in some experiment.
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp!
What makes you think that I have time to see doctors, take x-rays, make appointments, when there's absolutely nothing wrong with me? What kind of a person would do a thing like that?
I am so psychosomatic it makes me sick just thinking about it!
Nobody is sicker than me.
I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
Yep, I've got friends. I've got a friend in Jesus and God and religion. I pray everyday and I love my family-mom, dad, and sister and our two cats (one young, one old), I also have the teachers at school who help me and the people I work with at Hollywood Video.
cattlovrr wrote in article ... As I peruse the postings in this NG, I must ask, "Do any of 'Seinfeld's' fans have friends?
It seems that most of the show's fans confuse the characters with real-life individuals who somehow have become "actual" to these delusionary offianados.
My only conclusion is that "Seinfeld" fans are introverted hermits with no social life who therefore must over-analize every show for non-existing nuances. My bet is that "Seinfeld" fans are typically 42-year-old virgins who collect action figurines.
I fear that the rate of suicides among "Seinfeld" fans will escalate once this mediocre show finally sputters to a none-too-soon end. That is because the fans of this show clearly have lost touch with reality as they sit alone in their rented apartments believing that Jerry and his self-absorbed friends somehow are *their* friends, too.
"Seinfeld" fans, it seems, are in need of major psychotherapy.