My horrid horrid secret

Hi yawl,

Have a confession. I WANT TO BE GEORGE!!!

Eak! I know!

My father is an architect, and I never, ever wanted to be one. I hated the idea. Then, I got into Seinfeld. I watched the episode where George finds the kid to get the scholarship from the foundation. It made me want to do architecture. I'm now in year two of ten at Uni, doing it.

I'm short, stocky, wear glasses, my parents are moving in with me (I've only been out of their place for two months!). I need a buffer! And I secretly fancy Elaine, and am resentful of the fact that Jerry had her, but threw it away.

DV

look my friend all is not lost... just do the opposite of everything you usually do and all should work out for the best in the long run.. if that doesn't help come to my website.. look how messed up my life is right now and that should cheer you up!!

mg.

Yes, but did you spend all morning drawing nipples onto photos of JLD?

That's a good looking website you've got there. Just wait for it to be eclipsed by architecturestudent.co.uk/noddingdogs.com once I get my arse into gear about doing them.

DV

Hey my dad's an architect too, but I don't want to be one. But I think everyone wants to be like George just a little bit. He has such good hearing, and powerful!, he can lift 100lbs right over his head!! He even slipped his boss a mickey!!!

bjb

everyone

boss a

Yeah, and he shagged his assistant on his desk. My assistant is called Allen. I would rather die. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

DV

Does your assistant make more money than you?

bjb

No, but only about a grand a year less.

DV

Daniel Vesma wrote:

Elaine: "Don't you see, I'm George! I'm George!"