Festivus .WAV files for your enjoyment

I've got some great sounds from the Festivus episode on my web site ("It's a Festivus miracle", "...I've got a lot of problems with you people... Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...", "It's made from aluminum...", and a lot more!). You can get to them by looking for the "NEW" graphic on my main page (the page that auto-loads). The sounds are presented in chronilogical order of how they appeared in the episode. Enjoy!