Helloooooo Mothers.

May 12, 2002, 5:01 PM ET4 posts by 4 posters
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homerr..2.1k

Happy Mother's Day!!

A lesson I learned the hard way is that a 4 slice toaster in 'never' appropriate as a Mother's Day gift.

I hope your husbands/kids have learned that....

homerr..

Mark Mellinhomerr..2.1k

In article , "homerr..2k2" wrote:

Funny, my mother was exactly that way, but my wife is the complete opposite (provided you find her the perfect toaster, or other needed appliance, by her standards). Her son is of the age that a handwritten card and a sprig of fresh jasmine suffices for now.

In any case, nobody loves you like your mother.

HELEN: Who wouldn't love Jerry?

So, do we ever hear Elaine Benes mention her mother?

  • Mark "Off to the FAQ!" Mellin
Mark Mellin (rhymes with) Just down the Hill from Gene
John WoodinMark Mellin
	--snip--

In 'The Jacket' Elaine's dad Alton asks her at some point "so how's your mother?"

jw

Noonehomerr..2.1k

In article , [email] says...

Cash money isn't a great idea either.