Welcome Tim Hodge, a.t.s's newest troll

Start Flame.

Dear:
  [ ] Alleged Primate         [x] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
  [ ] "Me too" er             [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] Punk
  [ ] Fathead                 [ ] "Expert"        [x] Irritant
  [ ] Psycho                  [ ] Nut             [ ] Wacko
  [x] Other: Pathetic, lifeless troll in need of a hobby

You Are Being Flamed Because: [x] You insulted group subscribers as a class [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test [ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You posted in ALL CAPS [ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [x] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [x] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [x] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [x] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a fed [x] You're an idiot [ ] You're a moron [ ] You're an imbecile [ ] You can't recognize sarcasm [ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs [ ] You contributed nothing [x] You contributed less than nothing [x] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about [ ] You posted a pyramid scheme [ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal [x] You are trolling

To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Eat your caps lock key
  [x] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance
  [x] Actually post something relevant
  [x] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
  [ ] Stop sucking
  [ ] Never post again
  [x] Die
  [x] Go away
  [x] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
  [x] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
        [ ] stop yourself from spamming
        [ ] stop your parents from conceiving
        [x] stop your grandparents from conceiving
        [ ] stay there
  [x] Get a life
  [ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS)
  [ ] Calm down
  [ ] Watch Full House (if this seems like a reward, please do all the
above)

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[x] Blow me [ ] Who cares? [ ] Fuck yourself [x] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Never breed [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [x] Take your shit somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or fuck off [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above

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Wow. I remember four years ago when these were actually funny.

I remember four years ago when there weren't dumbasses like TH and DH who took up trolling as a full-time hobby. In closing I'd like to say---[x].

[email] meowed:

It's not a full time hobby, and who the fuck is D.H.?

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UHHHHHHHH....THAT WULD BE ME. I DESIDED TO LEEVE UNDER THE CONDISION THAT NO WON TALKED MEAN ABOT ME BUT SENSE **ZUPMYMAN** SLAMMED ME BEHINE MY LITTEL BACK...........I HAVE RETURNED!!!!1

FOR THOSE OF YOU HOO ARE MEAN WONS HOO HAET ME, BLAME **ZUPMYMAN***.

NOW, LETS GET REDDIE TO START ALL OVER AGAN....

LOVE, DAVID H.

Cool, David H is back! I like his quirky, yet entertaining and enlightening demeanor. He really gives me a nice chuckle whenever I go onto alt.tv.seinfeld. Keep up the good work Dave, just not TOO many posts! Don't want it to get old you know. :)

Aaron

I doubt there was ever a time that dumbassess did not troll newsgroups.

[email] wrote in message ...

And I recall a time way back when your posts were actually worth
reading.
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Here's what other NGs had to say about the newest dipshit:

Date: 1998/08/04 Newsgroups: alt.tv.star-trek.ds9,alt.startrek,alt.hahaha Richard Sliwa meowed:

[email] meowed:

Like anyone cares what you think.

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Oh, I'm just laughing at this one big mess.

Aaron

Tim Hodge wrote in message ...

exactly. newsgroups just act a forum for people you wouldn't ordinarily give the time of day to.

Tim Hodge wrote in message ...

[email] (Tim Hodge) writes:

I'm glad you know who, TH, the other dumbass is.

meowed:

Nice lame, fuckhead.

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