Great Quotes from Seinfeld! Please Reply!

Jerry talking about how Keith Richards has passed the friendship line, and Keith wants him to help him move, "I'M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!"

Uh...I believe you're referring to Keith Hernandez. --OJs a liar

Kramer:"...If the patient gets difficult, you quone him!" (Scrabble word) the hermit

"I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotem." George (the Parking Garage)

"She'll want to do a lot of catching up .... movies ... dinners ... talking."

• George on the possibility of his convict g/f being paroled.

When Elaine's boyfriend who shaves his head walks away, Jerry says in his sarcastic manner "What is he, from the future?"

George:"I just threw away guilt-free sex, floor seats for every sporting even at Madison Square Garden. So, please...have a little respect, for I am CONSTANZA LORD of the IDIOTS!!" Hermit