Kramer's Pinky Toe story

Does anyone have a script of Kramer's girlfriends pinky toe incident. The one where her pinky toe was "severed off by a street sweeper"

On 27 Mar 1998 22:14:16 GMT, [email] (U2DDog) wrote:

This was one of the best Kramer stories ever.

Kramer: "After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."

George: "That's unbelievable!"

Kramer: "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."

George: "You ran?"

Kramer: "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"

George: "Holy cow!"

Kramer: "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"

George: "How could you do that?"

Kramer: "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"

George: "You're Batman."

Kramer: "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."

Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?"

Kramer: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!

George: "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"

Kramer: "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."

George: "You did all this for a pinky-toe?"

Kramer: "Well, it's a valuable appendage.