Best line from someone other then Jerry,George,Kramer,Elaine and Newman

What is your opinion of the best line ever from someone other then the seinfeld crew ? Mine is - "No soup for you" - the soup nazi.

~ELAD~

"it's always funny until someone gets hurt.... and then it's just hilarious"

Just a few that spring to mind:

   Estelle Costanza: "I come home to find my son treating his body as if
it were an amusement park." (The Contest).
  Crazy Joe Davola: "Phht...I have a hair on my tongue." (The Opera;
don't ask why, but this line just kills me.)
  Izzy Mandlebaum: "It's go time." (both episodes he appeared in).
  Dr. Reston: "Elaine, have you been urinating alot again?" (The
Wallet.)
    They may not all be all out hilarious, but to me, memorable
nonetheless.

Erin.

   As a diehard New York Yankee fan, my favorite line from the show
(from any character) was Frank Costanza's response when George
Stienbrenner tells him George is dead:<
   ``Why ... why ... why did you trade Jay Buhner. He hit 30 home runs
last year and has a cannon for a arm. You people don't know what you're
doing!!''<
   THAT's exactly how a real fan would react -- to hell with the death
of my son, how come you're screwing up the Yankees?

Heinlein wrote in message ...

What I find hilarious is how Frank Costanza says over and over again, to Elaine, "You wanna piece of me!!"......just plain funny.....

These are dessicants, they absorb moisture.I am removing them from each and every cloth, these clothes won't lost for five years without'em.

The episode in which Elaine tries to put putamayo out of business and kramer enters the shop as H.E. Pennypacker. The above line is the jist of his planB.

I like Jackie Chiles saying in response to the Seinfeld crew getting arrested for not helping anybody, "You Don't have to help nobody, that's what this country's about!"

Ronald J. Whalen wrote:

And I thought he had some good stuff in his opening statement. "I am shocked and chagrined! Mortified and stupefied!" That was wave-worthy. As with Mr. Peterman, more for the delivery than for the words themselves. I also liked "lyin' and laughin'; laughin' and lyin'" -- same deal.

Todd K

How about when Elaine gets bitten on the leg by a dog.. and the doctor in the emergency department doesn't speak much english.. She asks if she needs a shot (rabies injection) and he says...

"No not shot dog bite. Woof, Woof not Bang, Bang..."

I agree, that was a GREAT line !!

Jim

A line that always cracks me up is in the episode where the cleaing guy steals George's statue and Elaine is editing a book for this crazy European woman: While riding in an elevator, a man asks her several times to put out her cigarette and the European woman replies '' Maybe I should put it out on your face!"

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Mike: that Micheal Jordan, he's so PHONY!!! *pause* Why'd ya hafta tell him?!?!?!?!?

I had a pony! - Manya

Frank Costanza - "WHY"D YOU PUT BANANAS IN THERE?!!?" Morty Seinfeld - "These are very comfortable pants!"

While my favorite all time has to be Mrs. Sokol's daughter from The Boyfriend - "Thank you for the wonderful time George, I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time."

I have to admit I like this one too, I say it all the time...

i would have to say my favorite line comes after that

Elaine: "you're through soup nazi. pack it up. no soup for you. NEXT!"

-espo5

These are a couple of my favorites:

Estelle Costanza:"It's junk!" -Frank Costanza:"They're computers, I've been selling them for (?) months now. Shut UP!"

Frank Costanza:"It's deliberate. Deliberate, I TELL YA!"

Frank Costanza:"You're supposed to see your face in there. DO YOU SEE YOUR FACE IN THERE?"

  I absolutely love this:
        Jerry:"Look, I'm not stupid."
         -Merryl:"Did I say you were stupid?"
        Jerry:"Well, wouldn't I have to be? You're telling me it's in the first
drawer, I'm looking in the first drawer, it's not there. What other conclusion
could one reach?"

JJ

Frank Costanza:
					Serenity Now!
Newman:
					Jumbalaya!
Banya:
					It's the best Jerry, the best.

"If you don't know, now you know" Miketay77

"Tell it to the audience."
	--Estelle Costanza to Jerry, after his offer to tell her a joke.
	("The Puffy Shirt")