New List: Food creating a problem

Just watching a few clips for the bloopers on Seinology.com (thanks Berla)

Any times when food causes a problem -- maybe that's a list -- Not sure of the episodes, but here are a few ideas:

Anyway, just wondered if we have the makings of a new list -- The character's Mouths are to full to speak clearly list:

76 The Stall Jane has a mouth full of gum (Jerry is feeding her the gum to disguise her voice from Elaine)

86 The Opposite Things begin to be unlucky for Elaine after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." and her eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under. Mr Lippman leaves the room, and forgets his handkerchief, which he probably needs because of his cold, and Elaine can't tell him, 'cos she's got her mouth full of Jujyfruit...)

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Kramer & The lobster traps

George eating the sandwich in bed (and now for the trifecta -- spicy mustard) -- what are you doing? Pleasuring you? Caligula

Elaine and the gyro dripping all over the TV Guide

George breaks the bottles of wine (ok he's not drinking it, but still related)

Elaine spills food all over the IQ test.

The marble rye Jerry steals

Chocolate Bobka

The black and white cookie that makes Jerry sick (look to the cookie Elaine, Look tot he cookie)

George eats the eclair out of the trash

Kramer can't get his fruit and is banned from Joe's fruit stand

No coffee for Mr. Bookman.

A really bad hot dog at the movie theater where Kramer is working.

Elaine and her free sub card.

The Pakistani restaurant idea.

No soup for you.

No food/table at the chinese restaurant.

Beefareno and Rusty the horse.

Poison glue on the envelopes (ok that's a stretch, I'll admit it)

Junior Mint staving off the infection.

Twix and the candy Line up.

Episode 160 - The Blood Orange Juice poured into Elaine's purse.

George - "Flew to close to the sun on wings of Pastrami."

Ordering Chinese food and not being able to have it delivered, so Elaine pretends the Janitors closet is her apartment.

Kramer's restaurant faxes to Elaine's phone machine.

Ping, the chinese food delivery boy gets hit by Elaine (ok, again this may be reaching a bit for this list)

The bus boy sets the menu on fire (ok, again this may be reaching a bit for this list)

Kenny Rogers Chicken

155 The Muffin Tops

131/132 The Bottle Deposit - Newman has to drink all that soda

114 The Wink - Pulp can move

093 The Soup - Bania and the soup, Mendy's

095 The Secretary - Bania and the soup again at Mendy's

088 The Big Salad (obviously) All I did was hand her a bag

79 The Pie - Poppie

George eating his candy bar with a knife and a fork

The girlfriend that ate her peas one at a time

65 The Mango

71 The Non Fat Yogurt

Pez

OK that's all I got, it's way late for me

Just watching a few clips for the bloopers on Seinology.com (thanks Berla)

Any times when food causes a problem -- maybe that's a list -- Not sure of the episodes, but here are a few ideas:

Anyway, just wondered if we have the makings of a new list -- The character's Mouths are to full to speak clearly list:

76 The Stall Jane has a mouth full of gum (Jerry is feeding her the gum to disguise her voice from Elaine)

86 The Opposite Things begin to be unlucky for Elaine after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." and her eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under. Mr Lippman leaves the room, and forgets his handkerchief, which he probably needs because of his cold, and Elaine can't tell him, 'cos she's got her mouth full of Jujyfruit...)

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Kramer & The lobster traps

George eating the sandwich in bed (and now for the trifecta -- spicy mustard) -- what are you doing? Pleasuring you? Caligula

Elaine and the gyro dripping all over the TV Guide

George breaks the bottles of wine (ok he's not drinking it, but still related)

Elaine spills food all over the IQ test.

The marble rye Jerry steals

Chocolate Bobka

The black and white cookie that makes Jerry sick (look to the cookie Elaine, Look tot he cookie)

George eats the eclair out of the trash

Kramer can't get his fruit and is banned from Joe's fruit stand

No coffee for Mr. Bookman.

A really bad hot dog at the movie theater where Kramer is working.

Elaine and her free sub card.

The Pakistani restaurant idea.

No soup for you.

No food/table at the chinese restaurant.

Beefareno and Rusty the horse.

Poison glue on the envelopes (ok that's a stretch, I'll admit it)

Junior Mint staving off the infection.

Twix and the candy Line up.

Episode 160 - The Blood Orange Juice poured into Elaine's purse.

George - "Flew to close to the sun on wings of Pastrami."

Ordering Chinese food and not being able to have it delivered, so Elaine pretends the Janitors closet is her apartment.

Kramer's restaurant faxes to Elaine's phone machine.

Ping, the chinese food delivery boy gets hit by Elaine (ok, again this may be reaching a bit for this list)

The bus boy sets the menu on fire (ok, again this may be reaching a bit for this list)

Kenny Rogers Chicken

155 The Muffin Tops

131/132 The Bottle Deposit - Newman has to drink all that soda

114 The Wink - Pulp can move

093 The Soup - Bania and the soup, Mendy's

095 The Secretary - Bania and the soup again at Mendy's

088 The Big Salad (obviously) All I did was hand her a bag

79 The Pie - Poppie

George eating his candy bar with a knife and a fork

The girlfriend that ate her peas one at a time

65 The Mango

71 The Non Fat Yogurt

Pez

OK that's all I got, it's way late for me

Oh yes and I almost forgot:

George double dips the chip Timmy says: You double dipped the chip!

Dan Coogan wrote:

best, Dan

And another one:

Kramer prepares the meal in the shower (What is that a Clarkman?) and later (the germaphobes) they get sick while eating it.

OK now that's it! I'm getting some sleep!

Dan Coogan wrote:

"Dan Coogan" wrote in message news:[email]...

later

Jerry forced to buy loads of the chinatown chewing gum from Lloyd Braun in "The Gum"

Sorry to break your monologue!

I thought you said you were watching a video Yeah, a video about how to make your own sausages! ;-)

Ovening his clothes:

Why can't you do this in your oven I baking a pie! What pie Huckleberry!

(The whole calzone thing)

TImes when Elaine comments on her food when she is breaking up with someone, this tuna takes like a (finish it for me if you can without looking it up!) (its gold jerry! )

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Used sponge? think that is it.

erm... What stain does George have on him, when he thinks looks don't matter, and then he goes into the coffee shop in velvet.

;-)

The CAKE!! the antique cake!

well I am sick of this computer lab, adios psycho-seinfeld-fans

I'm working on compiling the "Food creating a problem" list for the group --

I've been able to reference all the episodes except a few (for all the references I came up with + all the references suggested by the other people so far) -- any help here is appreciated as I can't remember everything -- so which episodes are these from:

• The girlfriend that ate her peas one at a time.

2. Times when Elaine comments on her food when she is breaking up with someone, this tuna takes like a (finish it for me if you can without looking it up!) (its gold jerry! ) Used sponge? think that is it. ** Chris I have no idea on this on, I can't even recall the scene

3. erm... What stain does George have on him, when he thinks looks don't matter, and then he goes into the coffee shop in velvet. I found the first part of this (it's a Chocolate stain on George's red shirt) from episode 15 The Baby Shower -- but I cannot remember the episode where George goes into the coffee shop in velvet -- any help? And how does the velvet relate to food creating a problem?

best, Dan

Chris wrote:

The Engagment

The Doodle

also Sheila to George "Hope you got that mustard stain out." in The Package

Kramer is a guinea pig or at least I have a guinea pig that I named Kramer

What about the whole big thing that Kramer has to cook a ton of food but keeps screwing it all up. Then begs George's dad to start cooking again. And when some guy coughs or something while eating it, Frank thinks he poisoned the guy and flips the rest of the food over and freaks out?

this would make a great list, however i might suggest getting all the ep names next to each situation. People seem to want to have that kind of info. so that they can read the list and go "Oooooo that's the ep that was from"

not to mention video clips of each of these food instances (seeing as how they are all classic memories of sein) would make for an even better list. :-)

i love when george takes the donut out of the trash....hehehe

-Fred

"13erla@seinology" wrote in message news:...

Chocolate eclaire, I believe.

"The News Guy Mike" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Yep, it still had the little doiley on.

(J: Was it eaten? G: One little bite. J: Well, that's garbage.)

-B.

Salad's got nutin on this mutton

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In article , Dan Coogan writes:

Didn't her boyfriend also dump her cuz she stopped to buy jujyfruit when she heard he was in the hospital?

Jerry wouldn't eat Poppie's pizza in "The Pie."

The Cubans - We're talking about people - roll the Mandelbaum crepes too tight, and they explode. ("The English Patient")

Kramer spills coffee on the IQ test in "The Cafe."

George double-dips his chips at his girlfriend's aunt's wake. ("The Implant")

George eats an eclair from the garbage. ("The Gymnast")

I could go on, and on, and on, into the night with more examples. But I won't.

PizzaBagel

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In article , "Peter P. Szabaga" wrote:

I can't resist adding one of my favorites:

Elaine's sweats sporting balding beau in _The Little Jerry_

ELAINE: You, uh...got a big stain on your shirt. KURT: Yeah...meatball...fell out of my sandwich. ELAINE: You already ate? KURT: It's from yesterday.

• Mark