Best Jerry comment

In the Junior Mints episode - when replying to Kramer's offer to witness the operation, Jerry replies - Alright, let me finish my coffee and then I'll go watch them slice that fat bastard up !!

Second place - Boy, you can sure talk some trash - I guess that's better than eating it.

Third place - I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.

The best Jerry comment is by far and way the scene in the syndicated episode tonight:

Newman: Why did I have to stay in the car? Jerry: I may need you here. Newman: What for? Jerry: I may need you to get me a soda.

"Since the beginning of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the sun and I'll do the next best thing: block it out."

Montgomery Burns

One of my favorites:

Jerry: Well, Bhoutros(sp?) Bhoutros golly.

My favorite:

George is going on and on about the security guard without a chair at Susan's uncle's shop.

	George: "I can sense the slightest human suffering."
	Jerry: "Are you sensing something right now?"

The best Sienfeld line ever belongs to Kramer in the episode where George unwittingly buys glasses with "ladies frames" from the Gloria Vanderbilt Collection. George is eating from a bag of Rold Gold pretzels when Kramer approached him and says,

"May I have one of those, madame?"

I don't know why, but that line just kills me.

Love & happiness,

Robert

I just found this newsgroup and I agree with the Jr. Mint comment. It was classic! Melissa

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One of my favorite Jerry's "comments" is from Parking space episode. Remember at the end of the episode when everybody was involved in the discussion about who must park first, and there was a fight on TV which Jerry wanted to watch with someone, but everybody has something against everybody and Jerry gave up and went upstairs alone only to catch the end of the fight when referee was counting knockdown. Jerry made this disappointing gesture with his hands and on the word 'out' he fell on the couch in frustration. One of his best 'comments', I think.