"very special" episode

Imagine this commercial:

In a very low, solemn voice we hear the message "Thursday, on a "very special" Seinfeld".......

what comes next?

Single White Male wrote:

George and Jerry pledge their undying love and devotion towards each other and get married. Elaine is the best man.

George recalls repressed childhood memories of when he was molested by his father. Meanwhile, Kramer goes berserk when he can't find his favorite brand of mustard.

George realizes he can't live without Susan, and kills himself to be with her. Then, afterwards, he realizes it was a big mistake, and also, his last mistake, and a mistake that cost him his life.

Jason

Never mind it was in the middle of night when I posted that, I was tired as hell, need I say more?

How about this:

Jerry and George finally sell their script to NBC and it becomes a hit; Kramer becomes rich from one of his wacky ideas; Elaine gets married and becomes happy

Elaine has to marry Jerry, though!

Maria

I was always under the impression that Kramer has a lot of money stashed away somewhere. He never works, lives in an expensive New York apartment, and yet, always seems to have money to spare.

I don't think there's any way Elaine and Jerry could ever get married. They're both so neurotic and alike, they'd drive each other bonkers!!!

R.

[email] (Maria Rost Rublee) wrote:

Good point, Lance, but let me say, I was never endorsing what the person before me said.....my only point was if Elaine did get married, it needs to be to Jerry.

Work on it a bit more? You think newsgroups are a place for finished ideas? Why don't you read Usenet a little more!

Maria

I think the in the last episode everyone should die, perhaps each driven by that characters particular eccentricities.