Why are you Yanks fans being so stubborn about including Nick Johnson in a deal for the great Sammy Sosa? What would you want with a guy like Nick Johnson? Have you ever seen him? He�s a 6�5"Aryan from Sacramento CA. He�s a John Rocker position player. Hell, he might be a Nazi. Sacramento has one of the strongest most radical White Supremacist populations in the country. Not those KKK guys from the south, Nazi�s, Aryan Nations types. Right now the Matthew�s brothers are in jail awaiting trial for the murder of a Homosexual couple and the burning to the ground of three Synagogues and an abortion clinic. The eldest brother admits he did the crimes, has grown a Hitler mustache and says he will wear a Nazi uniform during his trial. The prosecutors are scouring the law books looking for a way to deny him his demand to wear a Third Reich uniform during his trial.
Sammy on the other hand is the anti-Rocker. He�s not just a happy Caribbean nigger mongrel with a stupid, happy disposition, no he�s also married to a beautiful Swedish blond woman who looks like Nicole Simpson. He could be a regular on the Howard Stern Show. Howard could ask him: " Wow, what a life this guy�s having. Tell me Sammy, what�s it like to have a pure Swedish blond like your wife and bend her over anytime you want, grab her by her silky blond hair and ram her up her back entrance? Ooh! That�s gotta be good goin� between those sweet White cheeks. What a life this guys havin�!"
Sammy�s reply:" You know, Baze-a-ball bien berry berry good to me. I no play for Sammy I play fo my fans."
Howard: "Fans, smans, you�re bangin� a real Swedish blond in the ass! And you just keep bangin� her, you tear her colon up if you want but don�t you cut her head off like that big dumb monkey O.J. That goof! He almost ruined everything. They oughta deport O.J. to France. Ahh, don�t get me started! You got that Sammy?"
Sammy: "I bang her good Howad, you no worry about Sammy, I never make my fans unhappy."
Howard: "I like you Sammy, look at dis guys smile. He�s a good nigger. Can I rub your head for good luck Sammy?"
Sammy: "Wa ever you wan Howad, I jus wanna make my fans happy. If de fans, they like you rub my head, you rub it all day ya know? When I get home like you say I gonna bend over my lovely wife and she gonna tell Sammy how much she like it."
Now that�s a Jew York City baseball player. You should be dancing in the streets!