Broken Things - a list

Feb 13, 2006, 1:38 PM ET33 posts by 12 posters
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Fans compile and discuss a list of broken objects from Seinfeld episodes, offering corrections and additions to categorize damaged items by episode.

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)

Brian sent me his list to add to my "Seinfeld list site"

Here it is - can anyone think of any additions or changes?

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Broken Things
Compiled by: Brian Mulcahy
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Jerry's rental car (driven into a pool) [The Diplomats Club]

Kramer's shirt & jacket (burned up in a pizza oven) [The Calzone]

Jerry's candy striped jacket (suede gets ruined by snow) [The Jacket]

Jerry's shirt (dry cleaner shrunk it) [The Stock Tip]

George's red shirt (chocolate-stained) [The Baby Shower]

George's T-shirt (claims has shrunk by water) [The Hamptons]

Cotton Yankee uniforms (shrunk in wash) [The Chaperone]

Cashmere sweater (has red dot) [The Red Dot]

George's underwear (atomic-wedgy rips waist band off) [The Library]

Jerry's Shoe Lace (throws out because it touched bathroom floor) [The Butter Shave]

Elaine's overcoat (Kramer stained with yellow mustard) [The Movie]

Jerry's jacket (gets riped up by dogs) [The Wink]

George's jacket (stuck zipper) [The Pick]

Susan's suede Vest (Kramer threw up on it) [The Ticket]

Kramer's vintage suit (ruined with moisturizing cream) [The Secretary]

George's suit (makes a swishing noise) [The Pie]

Jerry's golden boy shirt (worn out) [The Marine Biologist]

Steve Genderson's pants (Pinkus the drycleaner stained it) [The Big Salad]

Jerry's rental car (George smashed it up parking cars) [The Alternate Side]

Jerry's car (valet smelled it out with bad BO) [The Smelly Car]

Kramer's car (breaks down; catches lift in van) [The Keys]

George's car (Kramer smashed-up because of bra-ladie) [The Caddy]

Elaine's Calvin Klein dress (stained ouside by salt) [The Secretary]

Jerry's intercom (Kramer's strongbox key broke it) [The Strongbox]

Egg (Kramer puts police tape around a broken egg) [The Frogger]

Jerry's Spatula (Kramer scratches his back, Jerry throws out) [The Pie]

Becky's car (hit & run by Jerry's girlfriend) [The Good Samaritan]

Georges Le Baron (pop fiddled with engine and it caught fire) [The Gum]

Georges car (suicide jumper crushed the roof) [The Bris]

Frank Castanza's car (smashed in by angry people) [The Handicapped Spot]

Kramers convertable (top won't go up) [The Stranded]

Jerry's watch (throws out. won't keep time) [The Watch]

Yankee's trophy (George destroys it pulling behind car) [The Millennium]

Woody Woodpecker ballon (Jerry punctured with trophy) [The Mom and Pop Store]

Costanza's coffee table (Jerry leaves stain from mug) [The Cigar Store Indian]

Dollar bill (George defaced with big lips) [The Gum]

Babe Ruth's jersey (George wipes strawberry juice on it) [The Millennium]

Candy machine (wouldn't drop George's twix bar) [The Dealership]

JFK golf clubs (bent and broken by car thief) [The Bottle Deposit]

2-way phone (faulty. leads the reporter to believe Jerry/George are gay) [The Outing]

Radio w/separate knob (Jean-Paul lost the race) [The Hot Tub]

Elaine's organizer (defective. won't stop beeping) [The Marine Biologist]

Willard organizer (overtips as a tip-calculator) [The Wizard]

Frank's cruise wear (had moths and were burned) [The Raincoats]

Bag of colorful condoms (found defective after george used one) [The Fix Up]

Wheelchair (defective brakes sent women down hill) [The Handicap Spot]

Jerry's walkman (Kramer broke it, and returnd it) [The Reverse Peephole]

Jerry's stereo (broken. Kramer has scheme to get new one for free) [The Package]

Apartment lock (broken. Elaine got in building to get take-out fish) [The Pothole]

Jerry's car (makes clunking noise becase food under hood) [The Bottle Deposit 1]

Jerry's car (makes clanking noise becase george hit pothole) [The Parking Space]

Wine bottles (George breaks wine bottles in liquor store) [The Dinner Party]

40 gal. paint thinner (Kramer breaks it open on the highway) [The Pothole]

Ball of oil (Kramer pushes it out a window and breaks it open) [The Voice]

Jerry's couch (Poppie pee-stained it) [The Couch]

Joe's Couch (George spilled grape juice on it) [The Couch]

Jerry's old couch (Elaine broke grape juice on it) [The Couch]

Jerry's Air conditioner (the Commando 8 fall out a window) [The Glasses]

Georges Frogger Machine (the Frogger is smashed by a truck) [The Frogger]

Mr. Ross's Cabin (Kramer burns it down with a cigar) [The Bubble Boy]

Bubble boy's Bubble (George pops the bubble in a fight) [The Bubble Boy]

Morty's Cadillac (Klompus drive it into a swamp) [The Money]

Kramer's heat pump (broke while asleep in the hot tub) [The Hot Tub]

George's 25 computers (Kramer freaks out and breaks them all) [The Serenity Now]

Elaine's ink pen (breaks all over her hands and Mr. Pitt) [The Gymnast]

Mr. Pitt's 3-D poster (Elaine breaks poster) [The Gymnast]

Morty's lock (Klompus jiggled it but the key doesn't work) [The Raincoats 2]

Morty's window (Klompus broke with a rock) [The Raincoats 2]

Newman's mailtruck (hits paint thinner and catches fire) [The Pothole]

Newman's mailtruck (hit by golf clubs and dies) [The Bottle Deposit 2]

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ErTheNewsGuy(Mike)

Jerry's wrench (Kramer borrowed it, returned it broken--"Weak hinge") [don't know the episode]

Er

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in message news:wn4If.631$[email]...

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"Er" wrote in message news:[email]...

Uh, OK. They were 'pliers' and the episode was [The Reverse Peephole].

Er

ErTheNewsGuy(Mike)

I don't know if people count. but:

Jimmy's broken leg [The Jimmy] Mike's broken thumbs [The Suzie] George's broken toe [The Summer of George]

Er

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in message news:wn4If.631$[email]...

TheNewsGuy(Mike)Er

Thanks, but those are covered in the "Medical List"

I think we will restrict this one to objects.

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Mark MellinTheNewsGuy(Mike)

Then here's a twofer: :-)

George breaks Mr. Peanut's (Neil's) IV line [The English Patient]

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Mark MellinTheNewsGuy(Mike)

In article , "TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote:

To me, it has always looked like Susan actually punctured the bubble.

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)Mark Mellin

Yes, it was Susan.

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LRodTheNewsGuy(Mike)

On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 13:38:18 -0500, "TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote:

Sorry, don't have time to look up the episodes:

Kramer's food slicer (Elaine's heel)

Jerry's belt (touched bathroom stall wall)

Kramer's radar detector broken (Kramer was trading with Newman)

Jerry's car (Kramer's blood in cooling system)

Here are a couple of corrections:

(candy stripe lined)

ripped

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ErLRod

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

The beer glass that cut Woody Allan in [The Alternate Side].

Er

KarenCannoliTheNewsGuy(Mike)

Great list. This may be reaching but... The sofa bed w/ the bar hurting Elaine's back, or The book that was flagged and rejected

Brian MulcahyKarenCannoli

"KarenCannoli" wrote in message news:[email]...

Elaine's blouse (button dislodges and falls on floor) [The Gum]

BM George: "The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella..."
LRodBrian Mulcahy

On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 20:37:07 -0500, "Brian Mulcahy" wrote:

Yes....trying...not...to...stare...
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SymptomLRod

Kramer's Tony award broken by Raquel Welch

Lee GarrisonTheNewsGuy(Mike)

Jerry's Beer Bottle - (dropped when his dad calls to say they are moving back in with him and not returning to Florida)

The Ambulance - (crashed while carrying eggplant face George, Jerry and Kramer, and the PO'd driver who fought over the Chuckles Candy.

Kramers motorcycle helmet (kicked in by Joe Devola)

The Stratego (or military) game played by Kramer and Newman (smashed by the angry Ukranian on the Subway

Frank's TV Guide (dripped Gyro sauce)

Jerry's statue (that was exactly like the one George broke as a kid and was stolen by Rava's boyfriend)

Pasta Jerry (should we assume it broke when it went up Frank Costanza's backside)

Jerry's TV (broken by the angry Russian bootleg cable installers)

Kramer's Carl Farbman Dresser (smashed by Jerry with an axe)

Elaine's glass coffee table (broken by Kramer and Elaine's roommate while fooling around)

George's work Desk (destroyed by the police robot when they thought there was a bomb inside)

Champagne glass (I think it was thrown into the hotel room fireplace when Mr and Mrs Seinfeld, Uncle Leo and another lady took over the Hotel Suite being paid for by Elaine's Company.)

LRodLee Garrison

On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:40:16 -0500, [email] (Lee Garrison) wrote:

That's Risk, the game of world domination.

Great game, by the way. If you don't get anything else out of it, you'll understand why Europe has never been conquered and held as a whole.

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ErLRod

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

As opposed to the Ukraine - which is weak. A sitting duck.

Er

PS. Thanks to Seinfeld, I can't hear the word 'Ukraine' being uttered on the news without saying 'The Ukraine is weak'.

SymptomLee Garrison

Frank's original TV Guide (turned into a lovely bouquet by Elaines quasi stalker)

Mark MellinLee Garrison

In article ,

I think a drunken Nana (Helen and Leo's mum) simply tossed the flute into the wall behind her chair, cackling "Let the chambermaid clean it up!"

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NooneTheNewsGuy(Mike)
In article , [email] says... > Brian sent me his list to add to my "Seinfeld list site" >
elaichTheNewsGuy(Mike)

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in news:wn4If.631$[email]:

Frank's Ford Granada - destroyed by protesters after George parked it in a handicap zone.

Mohamelelaich

The Burnt flag in 'The Puerto Rican Day'

Mo (In Paris now )

"elaich" a �crit dans le message de news: [email]...

TheNewsGuy(Mike)Mohamel

Donc, "merci".

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Lee GarrisonMohamel

The piece of hard candy in George's morbidly obese wallet. The piece of hard candy in Kramer's pocket in the same episode.

Bob Cobb's....I mean the "Maestro's" directors baton broken by Kramer using it as a pool cue.

LG

"Like smokin a chicken bone"

TheNewsGuy(Mike)TheNewsGuy(Mike)

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)TheNewsGuy(Mike)

yes, you are right.

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)TheNewsGuy(Mike)

Thanks, but I do welcome corrections.

Mike

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AvTTheNewsGuy(Mike)

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in message news:wn4If.631$[email]...

Here's two that I don't think has been mentioned...

Handicapped girl's wheel chair (broke when she slammed in wall) [The Handicapped Spot] Kramer's handicapped ex-girfriend's wheel chair (defective while riding down hill) [The Handicapped Spot]

TheNewsGuy(Mike)AvT

The second one is listed. I will check on the first.

Thanks

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AvTTheNewsGuy(Mike)

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in message news:EDpJf.47109$[email]...

Here's a few more...

The Maestro's 3 Tenors Poster(s) (Twice, by Elaine dropping wine) [The Maestro] Jerry's pants (Stained by Carreras pasta sauce) [The Maestro]

George's car radio knob (Kramer breaks it, then finds condom)...I forget the episode

Kruger's family beach picture (George, by having some airbrushing done) [The Slicer] George's beach belongings (Mr Kruger, confessing a past crime) [The Slicer]

Mom and Pop's wires (Kramer ) The Mom and Pop Store Kramer's Car ( At the shop, they take bus) The Mom and Pop Store The Mom and Pop Store (by Kramer, lost business) The Mom and Pop Store

TheNewsGuy(Mike)AvT

Nice additions, thanks.

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Mark MellinAvT

The second wine spill occurred in _The Doll_, as did:

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)Mark Mellin

Thanks for your additions and corrections.

I'll update the list soon.

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