Picked up the TV Guide Seinfeld Forever issue. They have a list of Kramer's schemes. Never heard of these and I have seen every episode, taped them, etc... Maybe because of syndication they were cut out, but I'm positive I never heard them.
The Fusilli Jerry: Kramer takes up kayaking in the East River, only to run afoul of an Asian immigrant-smuggling operation.
The Pledge Drive: Rejoining the Boy Scouts to get the bird-watching merit badge he failed to earn as a youngster.
The Revenge: Working from Jerry's apartment as a dispatcher for an escort service.
The Wallet: Racing up down escalators, despite the crowds, to get in shape for the NYC marathon.
The Library: Reading books to the blind, then quitting because he nearly goes out of his mind reading to a gorgeous redhead client who likes to hear erotica.
I have seen these episodes in full and in sydication and have never heard of these schemes. Please help me out.
Craig