I have converted all the scripts on my site to HTML format. This means they are now searchable by the Site Miner search engine I have on the home page.
So if you are wondering "Which episode has George saying the "...access to my dementia." line - just search my site for "dementia" and Site Miner will find [The Switch].
Hope it is useful to all other Seinfeld Junkies like me with far too much time on their hands.
Mike