This has got to be Jerry and Elaines funniest conversation, from a rather lame episode.
J: Hi! E: Hellou... J: So? E: What? J: C'mon! How was your date? E: Oh, the date... The date! J: Yeah, how was it? E: Interesting! J: Really? E: Oh yeah! J: Why, what happened? E: Let's see... How shall it put this? J: Well, just put it. E: He took it out. J: He WHAT? E: He took...it out! J: He took what out? E: IT! J: He took IT out? E: Yessirebob! J: He COULDN'T! E: He did. J:Were you involved in some sort of amourus... E: Noooo... J:You mean he just.. E: Yes. J: Are you sure? E: Oh quite! J: There was no mistaking it? E: Jerry! J: So you were talking - E: Uhum. J: You were having pleasant conversation - E: Uhum. J: And then all of a sudden - E: Yeah. J: It? E: It! J: Out? E: Out! J: Well, I can't believe this, I KNOW Phil, he's a good friend of mine, we play softball together, how could this be? E: Oh it be. You got any other friends you wanna set me up with?
(The K-man enters)
K: Hey! Hey, how was your date with Phil Tatola? E: He took it out.
(The K-man jumps)
K: Well maybe eh... it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there... It's inhuman!
Is this funny or what?