FAV.KRAMER MOMENT,REPLY!!!!

what is your fav. kramer moment???mine is the "assman"and the "velvet fog" from the "fucilli jerry" and "the jimmy."please reply with your fav. kramer moment. thanks

RENNELL wrote:

I would havfe to say in the wood episode when he says, he is going to be surrounded in wood

Ian

Check out my sounds page for this, and many other seinfeld quotes!!!

The one where Kramer stops wearing underwear, "I feel like a naked school boy roaming the countryside!"

Has to be when he plugs his Coffee Table book on Regis and Kathy Lee and spits coffee all of Regis.

when he is telling miss rhoad island how to walk and when she does it wrong he snaps and statrs yelling J Brrooks "MY BOYS CAN SWIM" George

On Mon, 16 Dec 1996 21:07:10 +0000, Paul Pugh wrote:

My fave is the scene where he is getting into the cab with Mel Torme (I think that's who it was) wearing those basketball sneakers after having just come from the dentist with his mouth all numb. I have never laughed so hard at television show as I did that scene.

Two favorite moments from The Airport:

• Kramer running alongside Jerry's plane
• Kramer coming out of the baggage claim

What about when Kramer buys the jeans that are way too small for him, and the scene where Jerry is trying to help him pull them off? The jeans are so tight that he can't even bend his knees - he walks like Frankenstein's monster! Classic!!

On Sat, 21 Dec 1996 [email] wrote:

In the backseat of a station wagon with his new 12 year old karate pals chanting "Ice cream, ice cream!!!"

[email] wrote in article ...

I agree with that!! I still think thats the best show to date.

It's got to be >Kramer "so now I'm driving the bus" >jerry "you made all the stops? >kramer "well, people kept ringing the bell!!!"

MOVIE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has to be when Kramer drove the bus with the pinkie toe; followed closely by Jerry's visit to his door after being awakened by little jerry, web

Hello, NEW-MAN

No, no, it has to be when Kramer feed the gallon can of beans to the horse pulling George's girl's parents in a surrey. What did he say about the big can? "Well, I overbought!"

I just love the episode where Kramer thought he saw a pig man in the hospital, and would tell everyone that there was a real live pig man, then he went to the hospital and kidnapped him and put him across his shoulder.

Kramer is talking to Elaine's psychiatrist boyfriend and he offers Kramer coffee. Krame says he wants a double decaf cap. The doctor says, "I don't have that." Kramer ponders it all and says, "that's strange." and the doc says "why is it strange, this is a doctor's office not a restaurant."

Kramer asked Elaine how her date went. The expression on Kramers face when Elaine said," He took it out"

l liked it when Kramer ran outside with the Risk board when his car was being towed.

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On 4 Jan 1997 18:50:02 GMT, [email] (Qkjfioasmd) wrote:

I liked it when Kramer came in and the "Close talker" was there and he started to talk to Kramer and he fell in the kitchen floor.

I also like the time that George was seeing a girl with a very big nose, and everyone was kinda tap dancing around it. The girls said something like " I wish I was a pretty as some of those models on TV" and Kramer Said, "your just as pretty as them, but you got a big nose!!" Ha Ha I loved that scene!

How about when Kramer ate the 60 year old or so hotdog just to prove that Lloyd Braun wasn't crazy!

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On Thu, 9 Jan 1997, BigFan wrote:

Yeah, another one would have to be right after the made the bet about "the contest" right when Kramer comes in and says "I'm out, I'm out of the contest" and that whole scene.then he goes to watch the naked lady across the street.

-Ford

I liked the episode where Elaine's coworker Toby had a street sweeper run over her pinky toe, and Kramer found the toe, Took a bus, which got hijacked, Kramer knocks out the criminal,the bus driver passes out, Kramer takes the wheel, the criminal comes to, Kramer kicks him out, while making every bus stop. "Well, everybody kept ringing the bell!" George:"You're Batman!" Kramer:"You're right I am Batman."

[email] (Ian MacLeod) wrote:

That page by the way is http://www.globalserve.net/~seal/seinfeld

Ian

How about when Kramer tried to light a cigar from Jerry's stove and his hair caught on fire. I think I heard that that wasn't planned and was an accident, but it's still classic Kramer.

Two words: Pimp Daddy

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I liked his seizure attacks every time he heard Mary Hart's voice on ET. I was ROTFLMAO.

Master Hodges

In article , [email](Simonfeld) wrote:

Yeah maybe, but I think the best is when he was having the seizures in the one where Jerry's girlfriend hits some lady'e car... I for get the name but that was probably Kramer's best.

~~~"Hey, up here......I'm already gone."

Mine is when he and Jerry were after the same girl and Kramer was so in love with the girl that he couldn't talk. He made the funniest noise everytime he tried to talk to the girl!! Another one was when he thought Jerry was saying that he couldn't fit into jeans anymore. He came out in those tight jeans and I died! He couldn't even walk!

peace, -Jon

On Sat, 14 Dec 1996, RENNELL wrote: