On the first day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the second day of Christmas my mentor gave to me - 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the third day of Christmas my mentor gave to me 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On ther fourth day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 4 titleist golf balls, 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my mentor gave to me - 5 Hostess RingDings - 4 titelist golf balls, 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 6 eggplant calzones, 5 Hostess Ring Dings, 4 titelist golf balls, 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 7 gortex jackets, 6 eggplant calzones, 5 Hostess Ring Dings, 4 titelist golfballs, 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 8 chocolate bobkas, 7 gortex jackets, 6 eggplant calzones, 5 Hostess Ring Dings, 4 titelist golf balls, 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 9 Dinky's Donuts, 8 chocolate bobkas, 7 gortex jackets, 6 eggplant calzones, 5 Hostess Ring Dings, 4 titelist golf balls, 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 10 Snapple fruit drinks, 9 Dinky's donuts, 8 chocolate bobkas, 7 gortex jackets, 6 eggplant calzones, 5 Hostess Ring Dings , 4 titelist golf balls, 3 Kenny Hens, 2 barking Farfels and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 11 Today's Sponges, 10 Snapple fruit drinks, 9 Dinky's donuts, 8 chocolate bobkas, 7 gortex jackets, 6 eggplant calzones, 5 Hostess Ring Dings, 4 titelist golf balls, 3 Kenny hens , 2 barking Farfels, and a man-fur found hanging in a tree.
On the twelveth day of Christmas my mentor gave to me- 12 Cuban's not Dominicans, 11 Today's Sponges, 10 Snapple fruit drinks, 9 Dinky's donuts, 8 chocolate bobkas, 7 gortex jackets, 6 eggplant calzones, 5 Hostess Ring Dings, 4 titelist golf balls, 3 Kenny hens, 2 barking Farfels and a MAN-FUR FOUND HANGING IN A TREE!!!!!