- Jerry: Why would I do it unless I'm in mortal danger? I know it's against the law!
- Parking Guard: I don't know.
- Jerry: Because I could get Uromysitisys Poisoning and die, that's why! You think I enjoy living like this? The shame! The humiliation! You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition! Unfortunatly, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place!
Rob :) (The Quote Guy)