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Oct 10, 19999 posts by 7 posters
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New user asks about George's answering machine message lyrics; helpful veteran provides tune and lyrics while another criticizes lack of FAQ research.

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The Other White Meat and Family

Hi. I'm an avid fan o' Seinfeld, so I plan to stick around awhile...

This has probably been asked a lot on the past, but does anyone know where I could find the lyrics that George recorded on his answering machine?

Thank you

It's to the tune of the theme song of the old TV show, "Greatest American Hero." George's lyrics are:

Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.

Keep watching, Michael Alexander

Welcome to the group, Pork. :)

As a new subscriber, you should have a look at the Seinfeld FAQ. Chances are any questions you have are answered in that document. Click on the link below.

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okay,

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, Leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd answer the phone, Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home....."

I am pretty sure it's in the FAQ, though.

alyson

On Sun, 10 Oct 1999 14:38:02 -0400, "The Other White Meat and Family" wrote:

markalyson

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Didn't bother looking to see if anyone else had already responded to this thread huh? I wonder how many more people going to post the lyrics... AGAIN!

btw: aren't newbies supposed to read the prior messages made on a newsgroup before they join in? We've been through all of this just 2 or 3 weeks ago!!!)

Mark

In article , [email] (mark) wrote:

And every time, somebody posts 'em wrong... (sigh)

Ollie

alysonOliver Broadway

Sorry, just trying to help.......consider me chastised.....

alyson

On Tue, 12 Oct 1999 15:22 +0100 (BST), [email] (Oliver Broadway) wrote:

Davealyson

Unnecessarily chastised, if you ask me.

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PAtina4175mark

Oh geesh, the person who >sighed< not only posted without looking to see if someone else had, but didn't even publish the correct lyrics! >sigh< In her defense, the other post might not have gotten to her when she responded. But no excuse for the wrong lyrics!

t.