Who'd You Kill??

Nov 10, 2000, 7:39 PM ET11 posts by 11 posters
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Fans debate which main Seinfeld character they would remove from the show, with most agreeing Elaine is most expendable while Kramer and Jerry are essential to the show's success.

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Pen Cap Chew

This was a topic on the Howard Stern. They named a bunch of shows and tried to decide who of the main characters they'd boot off the show. They talked about Seinfeld a bit. Gary said he'd give the boot to Newman. Howard said he'd boot off Elaine, he guesses. Robin said probably George, even though she doesn't watch the show. What do you guys think?

I GUESS I'd have to go with Elaine. I absolutely love all of them but Elaine is the only one that could possibly be removed from the show and still have a good show. -Jerry couldn't go. He's the voice of reason most of the time. No chance he could go. Can you imagine George and Kramer running around doing their antics without Jerry there to criticize them?? It would be chaos without structure. -Newman COULD go, but Newman is amazing when he was on. It just wouldn't be the same without him. -George is too integral a character. Like Jerry, there would be no chance for Seinfeld's popularity with him missing. -Kramer is the cornerstone. Plain and simple. Can you imagine Seinfeld without him? Again, there would be no chance for success without Kramer either.

So, in order of who'd I kick out first(#1) to last:

  • Elaine
  • Newman
  • George
  • Jerry
  • Kramer
John TwernboldPen Cap Chew

I like Newman, but I like Elaine more! :-) My order:

  • Newman
  • Elaine
  • Kramer
  • George
  • Jerry

I think the friendship between George and Jerry is central to the show. Having the quirky neighboor adds a lot of funny moments, and as I've said I like 'Lainey, but George is just too important to lose.

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
Postal Employee NewmanPen Cap Chew
Pen Cap Chew wrote:
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--------------------------- It's gotta be George. I can't stand him. Revolting! If Kramer keeps on being a freeloader he's gotta go too.

So, if these two are gone I'd like Peterman (the _character_) and Mr & Mrs Coztanza to replace them.

The News Guy(Mike)Pen Cap Chew

Pen Cap Chew wrote:

You can't boot any of them and still have a show. That is one of the qualities that made this show great.

The characters were developed with great insight. Each is a mirror of another and their interaction constitutes two parts of one entity. At the end of one scale we have Jerry, (neat, responsible, hard-working, socially conscious, ...) his alter-ego is in Kramer (messy, freeloader, free-spirit, ...). They form a tension between "the self". On the other scale we have George (social loser, cheap, dateless,.. ) paired with his nemesis and opposite, Elaine ( socially adept, corporate worker, positive self image, ...).

It is the playing off of this four way tug-of-war that many of the great episodes are based.

Newman plays the dark side - nemesis of Jerry. Only with a great villain can a story have a great hero.

So if one were cut the other would fly backwards into the wall and crumple helplessly into a helpless lump. Metaphorically speaking.

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Absolutely. I think even discussing the subject is heresy.

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OmegaManPen Cap Chew

First off, I wouldn't get rid of anybody. But boot off first to last? Here are my picks.

  • Both sets of parents
  • Newman
  • Kramer
  • Jerry
  • George
  • Elaine

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I would not kill one of them because I like them all. I would kill Puddy because I don't like him.

Ramsey.

BejazRamsey Ramsamoedj

. I would kill Puddy because I don't

What?? He's one of the best characters they've ever had! I love Puddy! The way he speaks, his stupidness, his religious needs, his relationship with Elaine... He's a goldmine.

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  • Newman
  • Elaine
  • Kramer
  • George
  • Jerry
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