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Freakzilla714Nov 11, 2002, 2:52 PM ET

watch me masturbate

Freakzilla714Nov 11, 2002, 5:40 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

i'm on a roll

ZadokNov 11, 2002, 6:55 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

"Freakzilla714" wrote in message news:[email]...

you may be, but you aren't the master of your domain, how sad....

Art VandelayNov 11, 2002, 6:20 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

<<<watch me masturbate>>>

Glamour arrive in the mail today?

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

Brian in VANov 11, 2002, 8:36 PM ET↩ Art Vandelay

Treating your body like an amusement park!?!?!?!?!

Brian

BrianNov 11, 2002, 8:55 PM ET↩ Brian in VA

"Brian in VA" wrote in message news:cWYz9.5887$[email]...

Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!

-B.

Freakzilla714Nov 11, 2002, 9:04 PM ET↩ Brian

I've masturbated 3 times today. I enjoyed 1 of them.

I've masturbated 336 times in my entire life. I've counted.

impendingNov 12, 2002, 3:35 AM ET↩ Freakzilla714

thats IT?

man, youre a wimp...unless youre a women...than your a pussy...lol...

Art VandelayNov 12, 2002, 8:12 AM ET↩ impending

times in my entire life. I've counted.

<<<thats IT? man, youre a wimp...unless youre a women...than your a pussy...lol...>>>

Obviously, he's 13 years old.

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

impendingNov 12, 2002, 1:57 PM ET↩ Art Vandelay

"Art Vandelay" wrote in message news:[email]...

336

still for a 13 year old...only 3 times a day...i would'ave thought 6-7 was normal at that age...

know

for a

Daniel VesmaNov 26, 2002, 12:06 PM ET↩ impending

That's very sad. You should practice more.

Elaine: I shave my legs. K Man: Not every day!

DV

Freakzilla714Nov 27, 2002, 9:10 PM ET↩ Daniel Vesma

353 times

impendingNov 28, 2002, 2:48 AM ET↩ Freakzilla714

7,951 times

ErNov 12, 2002, 1:41 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

"Freakzilla714" wrote in message news:[email]...

"I'm out!"

Er

- Loco By Nature -Nov 12, 2002, 2:20 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

The wheels on the bus goes round and round, round and round...

Freakzilla714Nov 12, 2002, 4:53 PM ET↩ - Loco By Nature -

I'm actually 15 years old and yes I only masturbated 336 times in my life.

Gareth OwenNov 13, 2002, 5:13 AM ET↩ Freakzilla714

[email] (Freakzilla714) writes:

I believe the phrase you're looking for is X-No-Archive...

The MaestroNov 14, 2002, 1:05 AM ET↩ Gareth Owen

Gareth Owen wrote in message news:...

Sorry people but I can't help it:

HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!

I know I said earlier it was my last post of the winter, but I'm still lurking a little and yes Gareth, LOL, I believe he should do a little search about that phrase and don't forget this for the previous posts:

http://tinyurl.com/2op8

And I didn't wanna put it on the newsgroup yet, but since it's very relevant in this thread, there is now a beautiful music linked to 'The Contest' episode. I don't know if the music will inspire you in what you do though, Freakzilla714, but you certainly watched this episode before, so enjoy :)

Christian

Freakzilla714Nov 14, 2002, 7:49 PM ET↩ The Maestro

When I have sex with ladies, I write down there names, take a picture, write down the date, the time, and how long i held out for.

unknownNov 14, 2002, 10:10 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

On 15 Nov 2002 00:49:07 GMT, [email] (Freakzilla714) wrote:

And how much they charged?

Freakzilla714Nov 15, 2002, 11:46 PM ET↩ unknown

are you comedian? jerry seinfeld got something to say about the freakzilla the freakzilla don't like the freakzilla think it is an insult the freakzilla is upset the freakzilla is crying the freakzilla might just kill himself

MikeNov 17, 2002, 10:38 AM ET↩ Freakzilla714

"Freakzilla714" wrote in message news:[email]...

write

Must be a short list! Did you fit it on the back of a postage stamp?

Daniel VesmaNov 26, 2002, 12:04 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

write

ALong the lines of:

Jane. 11/12/2000. 21:00. Acceptable, slightly slack. 00:2:01?

That one is made up of course. Got to save the real ones for my autobiograpgy.

DV

Daniel VesmaNov 26, 2002, 12:05 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

In what? Like... ... three weeks?

DV

Gotribe144Nov 14, 2002, 7:52 AM ET↩ - Loco By Nature -

"- Loco By Nature -" wrote in message news:...

The girl across the street has nothing on....nothing on....

ErNov 13, 2002, 8:40 AM ET↩ Freakzilla714

"Freakzilla714" wrote in message news:[email]...

"The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. (Holds hand up, displaying a claw-like shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, (Visibly disgusted by this last part) and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I.. only hope you have a little more self-control."

(from TheNewsGuy's Script page)

Er

unknownNov 13, 2002, 9:21 AM ET↩ Er

On Wed, 13 Nov 2002 08:40:16 -0500, "Erwin Gerrits" wrote:

And the newsguy attests to 25,000 without any deformation!

TuckerNov 13, 2002, 10:59 PM ET↩ Freakzilla714

"Freakzilla714" wrote in message news:[email]...

Ok, this kid is obviously off the wall in some way, BUT I must admit that I wish I had had the foresight to count right from the start how many times I did it.

Craig GordonNov 14, 2002, 9:00 AM ET↩ Tucker

"Tucker" wrote in message news:ucFA9.790414$[email]...

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This thread gets my nomination for silliest of the year!

hey ladies