In article ML ROSS wrote :
Bad TV! Bad! Bad bad TV! Look what you did! And on the _rug_ ! Now how am I going to clean that up?
I should spank you with a rolled up TV Guide, but you'll just come snuggling up to me later, wagging your cable. Oh, damn, I just can't stay mad at you, you're so adorable and I love you so much!
Give me a big wet sloppy sitcom, you silly old TV you.