Here's a funny topic that derived from a conversation at work today. If the "Seinfeld" characters were pro wrestlers, rulebreakers (bad guys) to be precise, what would each of them use as a "foreign object" in the ring? It would have to be something that goes with their persona.
For example, Jerry is a clean freak, so his foreign object would probably be a can of Lysol he'd spray in the opponent's face. As for some of the other characters:
George--something from his beloved New York Yankees. I'm tempted to say the beam that fell from the Stadium last week, but that weighs 500 pounds. And a baseball bat is too much a wrestling cliche. Maybe a George Steinbrenner cigar box, direct from Cuba.
Kramer--anything is possible with our favorite hipster doofus. Maybe that meat grinder he used a few episodes back.
Elaine--probably an exotic item from the J. Peterman catalog, or one of Sue Ellen Mischke's bras. Madusa Miceli, beware!
Newman--to go postal in the squared circle, he might use a sack of dead letters.
Frank Costanza--the Festivus pole, of course!
Banya--a jar of Ovaltine.
The soup guy--a metal pot, full of steaming hot mulligatawny.
Puddy--maybe something from the New Jersey Devils (his first appearance, the man with the painted face).
Let's have some fun with this, gang.